Principal GLaDOS: Wheatly? That sownds like a MORON name!
Wheatly: I AM NOT A MORMON!!11!!!3
Wheatly the Robo Ball, most typically known as Wheatly, is the boyfriend and, later, husband of Marrissa Roberts and the most prominently featured British character in the MarissaTheWriter stories. Later stories reveal that he used to be known as Harry Potter, and is frequently referred to by ASBusinessMagnet as "Wheatly Potter". He is the original main protagonist of HARRY POTTER AN THE KILL OF SNAPE, before the role is taken on by Jenny Weasley.
|Part of the Jonson family|
Harry Potter / Wheatly
|In a relationship with Jenny Weasley|
|Biological children: Ron Weasley|
|In a relationship with Chell|
|No children known|
|Spouse: Marrissa Roberts|
|Biological children: Chell Junor Roberts|
Harry Potter was a student of Hogwarts. However, upon learning that Mr. Sanpe killed his school's principal, he headed to Portal High School along with Jenny Weasley and came up with the identity of Wheatly (hinted to him by Robot Lettuce). However, after Wheatly used his magic in front of Mr. Sanpe, the latter struck him with amnesia, making him unable to remember his previous life, and as Principal GLaDOS called him Wheatly, he assumed the identity full-time. Later, at Gobo Fraggle's behest, Cave Jonson made him into the most commonly seen robot ball form and sent him to the future.
In the future, in Portal Labs, Wheatly is in charge of the relax hotel, and there first meets Marrissa Roberts, who is from the future. While Marrissa pretends that she isn't from the future, Marrissa and Wheatly fall in love at first sight.
However, their encounter is interrupted by GLaDOS. When fighting GLaDOS, Marrissa accidentally creates a black hole, sending herself and Wheatly to the past, back to Portal High School. Upon learning that they are from the future, the TEEN FORTRESS 2, most prominently Ingineer, proceed to make a time machine, and Marrissa and Wheatly, relatively unhurt, go to the future.
In the future, Wheatly doesn't get to do much as Marrissa kills CHELLGADOS and Atlas and P-Body. However, when she is fighting her evil clone Assirram Strebor, Wheatly plays a vital role. When Assirram is about to blow Wheatly up, he uses his flashlight and temporarily blinds Assirram. In the end of ITS MY LIFE!, he is fitted with Atlas's body and gets together as a family with Marrissa and the daughter she gave birth to, Chell Junor.
In THE MARRISSA GAMES, as Marrissa is sent to the Hunger Games, Wheatly and Chell Junor are left behind. However, not before long, Wheatly is met by Gale Thunderpants. Gale reveals to Wheatly that he (Wheatly) used to be Harry Potter and that Gale used to be Ron Weasley, and thus Gale and Wheatly train together, aiming to help Marrissa.
Wheatly plays a crucial role later in THE MARRISSA GAMES, launching a spell that brings all the protagonists of MarissaTheWriter stories that had died back to life, and killing himself in the process. His corpse is later found by Wreck-it Ralph and Fix-it Felix, who fix Wheatly, and he, Chell Junor and Marrissa proceed to have a family reunion, closing THE MARRISSA GAMES.
In what appears to be an alternate timeline, Wheatly was never brought by Marrissa to the past. He proceeded to have many encounters with her, one of which resulted in Marrissa being pregnant with their "robot ball/human baby", later named Chell Junor. This version of Wheatly was then sent to space at the whims of Chell and brought back to Portal Labs by Marrissa. In Portal Labs, he then encounters Atlas and P-Body, who intoxicate him and convince him to get revenge on Marrissa. This causes heartbreak in Marrissa, who punches Wheatly so hard that she kills him.
Just then, GLaDOS reveals her plan to make Marrissa a goth emo worked and Marrissa uses her powers to kill GLaDOS, also killing the Andord Hell version of Gabe Jonson, who had offered to fix Wheatly. Wheatly's corpse is then sent to the past, where Atlas and P-Body find it and begin consuming the drugs and beer stored within it, eventually becoming druggy jerks and going so far as to intoxicate Wheatly in the first place.
Sue Mary storiesEdit
In DRAGON AGE ORIGANS PART 2: JONSON VERSUS ZOMBIES!, Harry Potter appears as a prisoner in King Earl's castle. He is rescued by Commander Jonson, and joins the protagonists.
Wheatley is killed in the beginning of Portla 3, and thus gets no part in the real story. However, the backstory connects him not only to Harry Potter, but also to his counterpart in My Immortal, "Vampire".
In The Chronicles of DA SUs, written by the aptly named "WheatleysGurl", Wheatley is Kitteh's best friend. In the fic, he is human (or at least humanoid, with Kitteh not knowing the difference). He often understands the other characters, speaking in trollficese, literally, and assumes he was called a "mourn" and a "boron", rather than a "moron".
Meanie Pixies' Hour of Fame is the first story to introduce Wheatly NEO. Through unknown means, he and Doombly meet Chell Joy in the Third Creation. As a robot, he is well-equipped and is able to assist in recreating many famous cast members for the new city of Portal High School.
Wheatly, as Harry, is a rather powerful wizard who is capable of executing many spells. At one point, his abilities exceed even those of Marrissa; while her speshul powers can't resurrect people, his spells can, albeit at the cost of his life.
His trademark spell is "Expecto Petroleum", the nature of which is unclear.
Despite being frequently labeled as a "moron", Wheatly has been shown to ace his SATs, proving that he at least academically performs rather well.
- Doombly stated that Wheatly's parents would be the equivalents of Harry Potter's canon parents, James Potter and Lily Evans. They briefly appear in HARRY POTTER AN THE KILL OF SNAPE, in the past in relation to THE KILL OF SNAPE's present, but are not given any significant role.
- DRAGON AGE ORIGANS 2: JONSON VERSUS ZOMBIES! (Non-canonical appearance) (As Harry Potter)
- HARRY POTTER'S TWILITE (Non-canonical appearance) (As Harry Potter)
- Halflife: Fulllife Consequences: Binds of Freedome (Non-canonical appearance)
- ITS MY LIFE! (First appearance) (Partial narrator)
- TEEN FORTRESS 2 (Partial narrator) (First connects Harry and Wheatly)
- MarissaxChell (Non-canonical appearance)
- Portla 3
- Portal: The 4th Millennium: The Trollfic Edition
- The Chronicles of DA SUs (Non-canonical appearance)
- THE MARRISSA GAMES (Partial narrator)
- Post-SCrash Session (Mentioned only)
- Enchiridion Marrissa
- Post-SCrash Session 3: Spectators of the Host
- Living Someone Else's Life
- HARRY POTTER AN THE KILL OF SNAPE (Main narrator)
- Marrissaverse Stories 2015
- ITS MY LIFE!: THE FLAMES AWAKENS (Mentioned only)
- Meanie Pixies' Hour of Fame