Anno Glorii is a calendar system invented by Skepness Man Beauregarde. The time period covered by Anno Glorii comprises all of the stories set in the main Marrissaverse.

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AG 1-1823: Early MarrissaverseEdit

  • Anno Glorii 1: Most of humanity has been killed. Gloria Deschanel attempts to reconstruct it, but ends up with an imperfect copy. [1]
  • AG 1, January 1: Skepness Man (from the main Marrissaverse) arrives at the place which will become the Capitol. He is far away from any populated place, and first considers getting a vehicle. However, building a vehicle at the moment is unfeasible, and Skepness Man proceeds to walk. [2]
  • Skepness Man arrives at what will become the city of Portal High School. There, he is recognized as his Born Again Christian counterpart. [4]
    • Skepness Man enters to and, for a while, stays in the Skool, which would later be renamed to Portal High School. Then, its principal of the time kicks him out. He then travels in time to AG 1001. [4]
  • Skepness Man returns from AG 1001. He finds a rusty BMW, which he upgrades with technology from his timepiece, after learning how to drive. [5]
  • From AG 1 on: Not much happens. The time period is described as "a huge telenovella with complicated romance between Irkens, Mary Sues and regular humans". [1]
  • AG 1001: Skepness Man arrives. He notes that the city of Portal High School has mostly been rebuilt, but otherwise society has not changed. [4]
    • Skepness Man decides to go a thousand years further, to AG 2001. [4]
  • Skepness Man returns from AG 2001. He now has a knife from a severed hand of an unknown AG 2001 citizen. [4]
    • Skepness Man realizes that to travel in time properly, he would need an actual vehicle. This leads him back to AG 1. [4][5]
  • AG 1823: Albert Dumblydore becomes the principal of the Skool. After AG 1, this is the earliest point in time that Enchiridion Marrissa mentions. [9]

AG ????: "The past" (in relation to the past)Edit

  • HARRY POTTER AN THE KILL OF SNAPE establishes this era as being in the past related to its own time. However, it doesn't have a known Anno Glorii date; it is only presumed to be here.
    • Gobo Fraggle, Queen Elizabeth, Jenny Weasley, Robot and Roslalonde Lettuce and the demon army appear at this point in time. [10]
    • Taylor Swift reveals herself. [10]
    • A knife hits Jenny Weasley in the eye. She uses magic to make herself an eyepatch. [10]
    • Harry Potter's parents, who are students at this point in time, appear. [10]
    • Gobo Fraggle kills the past headmaster of Hogwarts. [10]
    • Jenny, Queen Elizabeth and Taylor Swift combine forces. They use them to explode Gobo, but realize that the explosion is going to kill them as well. [10]
    • Skepness Man Lettuce rescues Jenny, Queen Elizabeth and Taylor Swift. He reveals that he met his true love wherever he had gone to. [10]
    • Robot and Roslalonde Lettuce release Skepness Man, claiming that he is ready to do missions on his own. [10]
    • Jenny Weasley chooses to stay behind in past Hogwarts to become the headmaster. Queen Elizabeth and Taylor Swift are taken by Skepness Man Lettuce to their own time. [10]
    • Jenny gives birth to three babies: Skepkitty from Skepness Man, Medik from Solder and Ron from Harry. [10] Robot and Roslalonde take Ron and Medik to their appropriate times, but cannot deal with Skepkitty's falmer troll powers, and instead leave him in the woods. [11]
    • Robot and Roslalonde agree that they can do their own missions while having a family of their own. HARRY POTTER AN THE KILL OF SNAPE ends. [10]
  • Around this time, Jeronimo Fink and Father Comcast have a meeting in the city of Columbo. Comcast orders Fink to build robots to protect Columbo from Booker Detwitt. [11]
    • Booker Detwitt arrives and kills off the majority of Columbo. [11]
    • Unknown to Detwitt, Fink survives. He continues building his robots. [11]

AG ????: Origins of Tbilisi, GeorgiaEdit

  • At some point, Tbilisi, Georgia is founded by Grandma Georgia. [12]
  • Grandma Georgia's two daughters have a feud. One of them stays behind in Tbilisi, Georgia, becoming Mrs. Beauregarde, while the other moves to the Capitol, becoming Mrs. Bucket. [12]

AG 1945: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory eraEdit

  • AG 1945: The equivalent of the events of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory takes place. [13]
  • February 1: The factory tour takes place. Augustus, Veruca, Violet and Mike are eliminated, and Charlie is announced to be Wonka's heir. [13]
  • February 2: Business Man, Janet, Dick, Willy and Charlie arrive at Violet's house, where they find the version of Violet (Marrissa) from the future. [13]
  • After the tour, as described by Violet (Marrissa), "Charlie and Willy became a comedy pair". [12]

AG 1964-1978: Origins of Beauregarde Chewing Gum Industry and Portal High SchoolEdit

  • AG 1964: Marrissa Roberts ends up at this point in time from ca. 2180s. [16]
    • Marrissa first learns about Willy Wanker's tour. This insipires her to seek Violet Beauregarde, who at the time is in the Rejected People Orphanage of Tbilisi, Georgia. [16]
    • Marrissa takes Violet to an abandoned factory, which she redesigns to become Beauregarde Chewing Gum Industry. Violet herself is also given a makeover. From this point, Marrissa assumes Violet's identity, calling the real Violet "the fake Violet". [12][16]
  • AG 1971: If Violet (Marrissa)'s version of the founding of Beauregarde Chewing Gum Industry is to be believed, she captured "the fake Violet" at this date. [14][12]
  • AG 1976: Sectumsempra Sanpe takes over The Skool. [9][17]
  • AG 1978: Business Man returns from his long trip. He takes over The Skool, renaming it Portal High School, and subsequently renaming the city it is in, The Sity, to "the city of Portal High School". As well as that, he becomes known as Principal Business Man. He proceeds to establish the many things that it is known for. [18][9][19][17]
    • Mr. Sanpe, despite being assigned the role of Principal Business Man's right-hand man, has been notably discontented since this time. [20]
    • At the same day when Business Man arrives, Violet (Marrissa) and he enter contact. They agree to sell Beauregarde Chewing Gum Industry candy in the city of Portal High School. [21]

AG 1980: Spectators of the Host eraEdit

Timeline sub-article: Timeline of MarissaTheWriter stories/Spectators of the Host era

AG 1984-1992: Downfall of Portal High SchoolEdit

  • AG 1984: Mr. Sanpe leaves his position as right-hand man of Principal Business Man and Math teacher of Portal High School. Ms. Hart replaces the latter position. [17][22]
  • AG 1985: Regular humans begin mutating to falmer trollz. [23] However, falmer trollz such as CadenGallic and Damned Librarian appear before this point, likely due to time travel.
  • AG 1985: The events of Marrissaverse Stories 2015 take place. [24]
    • Chell Junor Roberts is living in Tbilisi, Georgia with Skepness Man. Together, they raise two children: Violet Beauregarde, Jr. and Charlie Roberts. [24]
    • Chell Junor receives a call from Janet Roberts. She and Dick Stiller, together, are rebuilding their delirious time car. In addition, they now have a daughter of their own, Bertha Stiller. [24][25] At the time, Roxa Lavigne and Jack London also have a daughter, Louise London. [26]
    • Janet and Dick finish rebuilding the delirious time car. They take it for a test ride, going one minute to the past. [25]
    • Janet and Dick set out to visit Avril Lavigne, in order to meet up with Roxa and Jack. They visit Principal Business Lady (Business Man) in order to learn of Avril's whereabouts. [25]
    • Principal Business Lady (Business Man) informs that Avril Lavigne is holding a concert in Welcome to Night Vale. Janet and Dick go there by abusing the delirious time car's "time Serkets". [25]
    • Eventually, Roxa and Dick return to this time, with them carrying McJuggerNugget and Juliette Reilly. Janet and Jack meet them and the six have a group hug, ending Marrissaverse Stories 2015. [27]
  • AG 1990, June 12: For their tenth anniversary, Chell Junor and Skepness Man exchange wedding rings, in honor of Steven Universe: Chell Junor's ring has a sapphire on it, while Skepness Man's has a ruby. [28]
  • AG 1991, January 13: Loreta Alcorn, Principal Business Man's friend, commits suicide. This causes Business Man to come out as transgender, becoming Principal Business Lady. [25][29]
  • A graduation from Portal High School occurs. It does not impress Principal Business Lady. [29]
  • Principal Business Lady is working in preparation for the next school year when she encounters a poster for a Beauregarde Chewing Gum Industry-produced theatrical version of Inside Out. She jumps for a small amount of time to the future, then returns. [29]
  • AG 1991, August 14: The premiere of Inside Out is scheduled to occur. Both present and past Business Lady attend, as well as most other major Marrissaverse characters who are not actors in the play. [29][26]
    • Business Lady from the past meets Jhonen Eggert-Vasquez, who reveals that he has divorced Karkel Sparkel-Vasquez and instead married Rebecca Sugar-Vasquez in a polyamorous marriage together with Ian Jones-Burnett. [29][28]
    • Business Lady from the past is led to a lounge by Skepness Man Beauregarde, co-director of Inside Out. [29]
    • The premiere of Inside Out occurs. It deeply touches everyone. [29]
    • Business Lady from the past learns that Rebecca is pregnant. Just after that, Business Lady returns to her own time. [29]
  • AG 1991: The events of Meanie Pixies' Hour of Fame take place. [26]
    • August 14: At the premiere, the original version of Business Lady asks Skepness Man about a potential sequel to Inside Out. Around the same time, Aranna Sorket steps down, attacking Janet and co. [26]
    • Skepness Man tries to shut Aranna up, holding her by her mouth. However, Lately Pirate throws a skateboard at his head, killing him. The skateboard also hits his and Chell Junor's daughter, Violet Beauregarde, Jr., who is split in half at her abdomen. [26]
    • Distraught by Skepness Man's death, Chell Junor blows up the City of Portal High School Center of Culture. [26]
    • By this point, a full-on riot has begun at the location. Flashlight Girl attempts to run to Tbilisi, Georgia, but is caught in the riot and dies. [26]
    • Aranna rises into the air and calls out for Meanie Pixies, Merlin LeJoin, Whores the Hock and Chronos Ampersand. She then raises them, alongside Lately, Cranky Vasquez, Bertha Stiller and Louise London, into the air. [26]
    • Aranna and her team leave for the inverted Marrissaverse in the Time Police's car. [26]
  • August 15: Jhonen and Rebecca's child is due. However, the birth is delayed for another two weeks. [28]
  • Distraught by Skepness Man's and Flashlight Girl's deaths, Chell Junor can no longer properly command Beauregarde Chewing Gum Industry. Instead, two other people, Linux Travolta and Stephanie Universe, look after her and promise to "rebuild" Skepness Man and Flashlight Girl. [30]
  • Several days before September 1: Marrissa Roberts and Principal Business Lady have an argument about the latter's supposed responsibility for the deaths of Skepness Man and Loreta Alcorn. Marrissa shuts herself in her house, never to be seen again. [31]
  • September 1: Bertha and Louise return in the Time Police's car. They find Business Lady next to Marrissa's house, alongside the Lettucest fandom. [31]
    • Business Lady first introduces the concept of Pokémon Go by asking the Time Police's car to be made to a PokéStop. [31]
    • Insane Guy of DOOM (Doombly) first steps out of Marrissa's house. He reveals himself to be a member of Team Valor, making Business Lady an object of mockery. [31]
    • Insane Guy of DOOM (Doombly) reveals his origins: that he is Marrissa Roberts's incarnation who became young again at the cost of becoming male and losing her speshul powers. [31]
    • Insane Guy of DOOM (Doombly) delivers a speech, introducing himself and the Lettucest fandom. [31][32]
    • Insane Guy of DOOM (Doombly) and the rest of the Lettucest fandom are forced into Portal High School via Principal Business Lady's invention. Business Lady herself, however, leaves with Caroline, leaving "Temporary Principal Glaveria Mellark" to run Portal High School. [32]
    • Bertha and Louise head to a nearby big city. There, Bertha watches TV, while Louise hangs out by the mirrors. [32]
  • In Beauregarde Chewing Gum Industry:
    • While Chell Junor, Linux and Stephanie are working on "SkepneLight", Stephanie combusts and two children emerge in her place. They reveal themselves to be "Stanley Universe" and "Phony Indian Name". [32]
    • In response, Chell Junor jumps into Rebecca Sugar-Vasquez's mind. [32]
  • Bertha and Louise return to the city of Portal High School. [32]
  • In Rebecca Sugar-Vasquez's mind:
    • Chell Junor appears in "Bitch City". There, she meets Steven, Amethyst, Pearl and Garnet. [28]
    • Chell Junor meets Rebecca Sugar-Vasquez, who tells her to exit the mind once her birth begins. Soon thereafter, it begins, and Chell Junor teleports to the hospital where Rebecca is situated. [28]
  • Rebecca gives birth to a daughter, which she and Jhonen decide to name Rose Quartz Vasquez. [28]
  • Chell Junor decides to visit Cranky Vasquez. She, Louise and Bertha thus depart for the inverted Marrissaverse. At this point, Chell Junor also decides to become known as Chell Joy. [33]
  • In Beauregarde Chewing Gum Industry:
    • Alphas is made from the souls of the Alpha Kids. [34]
    • Alphas, Linux and Stephanie continue work on fusions, and successfully produce SkepneLight, the fusion of Skepness Man and Flashlight Girl. [34]
    • As co-leader of Beauregarde Chewing Gum Industry, SkepneLight fires Stephanie. [34]
    • Through a portal platform linked to a concert hall in Altair, SkepneLight disappears. They are replaced by Dammit. [35]
    • Through the same portal platform, Trixie appears. Since she has destroyed the portal platform counterpart on Altair, the portal platform in Beauregarde Chewing Gum Industry is thrown to its chocolate river. [35]
  • In Rebecca Sugar-Vasquez's mind:
    • Chell Joy, Louise and SkepneLight return to the Marrissaverse through Rebecca's mind. While Louise and SkepneLight are immediately let go to the real world, Chell Joy decides to have a moment with Garnet. [36]
    • Garnet and Chell Joy briefly fuse to Garnell Joy. This event grants Chell Joy gem powers, specifically those of Sapphire, allowing her to see into the future. [36]
    • Chell Joy has a power overload, after which she zaps out of Rebecca's mind and takes over the narration. [36]
    • Chell Joy skips forward in time. [36]
  • AG 1992, March 7, 9 AM: Skepness Man, having first traveled in time, appears in an uninhabited forest, where the Arena is to be. He has a lot of thoughts on how the Marrissaverse is structured, which would eventually lead to Enchiridion Marrissa. [37][38]
    • Skepness Man enters the Capitol. He recognizes the buildings, and is able to properly plan his return to his time, before pondering that he is able to plan at all. [39]
    • Skepness Man goes to the future. [39]

AG 1997-2001: TEEN FORTRESS 2 eraEdit

Main article: AG 1990s

Timeline sub-article: Timeline of MarissaTheWriter stories/TEEN FORTRESS 2 era

AG 2008-2011: InterdimensionalPortaller eraEdit

  • AG 2008: Principal Business Man (Business Lady) is killed by InterdimensionalPortaller. She assumes the role as the principal of Portal High School. [18]
  • InterdimensionalPortaller undoes what Business Man (Business Lady) and Principal GLaDOS had done, mostly. [40]
  • The events of OMG IMMA IN LOFE WIDDEN ALEEYEN! take place.
    • Avril Lavigne and Gerard Way live together with their children Ross Lavigne, Roxa Lavigne and Skepkitty. [41]
    • Avril and Gerard divorce. Avril marries Mark Tequila, [41] while Gerard marries Valentina Tereshkova. [27]
    • Mark Tequila redubs Ross, Roxa and Skepkitty as "Awa", "Bekkay" and "Lilles Tequilas" respectively. [41]
    • Ross chats with her alien with candy corn horns and gray skin friend Kanner Sorket. They agree to meet. [41]
    • Ross is bullied by Logic Editor and Loveable Freak. They steal her iPhone, and convert Kanner into a falmer troll. [41]
    • One of the teachers shoots Ross, requiring her to be transported to the hospital. InterdimensionalPortaller finds Ross's phone and places it by her side. [41]
    • Ross and Kanner meet at the hospital. Kanner takes Ross's phone. [41]
    • Kanner goes outside, where she finds a package from the ASBusinessMagnet fanfic Division of Doom, containing a dress and Gir. Kanner wears the dress. [41][42]
    • Kanner and Ross meet again. They kiss. [41]
  • The events of Dick Stiller and Roxa Lavigne's Time Travellegiance take place.
    • Lately Pirate and Ben Stiller live together with their children Dove Stiller, Dick Stiller and Logic Editor. [43]
    • Dick Stiller and his family eat breakfast together. However, Lately Pirate loses her sunglasses, causing her to go berserk and lock her house. [43]
    • After the events of OMG IMMA IN LOFE WIDDEN ALEEYEN!, Ross is still in an unstable state, and ends up affecting Roxa as well. [43]
    • Meanwhile, Dick Stiller is unable to understand Roxa's emotions and why she has been sad during the entire school day. [43]
    • Dick invites Roxa to his family's house, but it is still locked. [43]
    • Dick takes Lately's delirious time car and he and Roxa depart for the future. Lately, who has found her sunglasses, shouts curses, but is unheard. [43]
  • AG 2011: Chell Joy visits the wedding of Rose Quartz Vasquez and Charlie Roberts. There, she meets Gabe Jonson, GLaDOS and a time travelling Business Lady. It is unclear whether this scene takes place before or after the founding of Portal Labs. [44]
    • Chell Joy skips forward in time, witnessing the rest of her family tree. [44]

AG 2011-2150: Origins of Portal Labs and the CapitolEdit

  • Ten years after the events of TEEN FORTRESS 2, Principal Business Man (Business Lady) is living in his (her) home, named "Blue Portals Development Center". [45] However, Enchiridion Marrissa suggests the events actually happened in AG 2011, and that Principal Business Man was actually dead before. [18][46]
    • Impress Contone Ovasere, Principal Business Man (Business Lady)'s adoptive daughter after Caroline's death and conversion to GLaDOS, notes that Gabe Jonson (who has changed his name to Cave) and GLaDOS are working on two robots. [47]
    • Contone calls Winson Smote, but he is unable to help her. [47]
    • Principal Business Man (Business Lady) returns to BPDC. Contone searches for a time machine. [47]
    • Contone takes away a time travel motorcycle. [47]
    • Cave (Gabe) calls, asking to buy Portal High School. Business Man offers a preposterous sum, and Cave declines. [45]
    • GLaDOS offers Cave (Gabe) a single rocket which can shut down Portal High School. Cave accepts, and GLaDOS successfully disables the defences. Contone notes this. [45][47][40]
    • GLaDOS appoints Cave (Gabe) as the leader of Portal Labs. She begins reshaping the city of Portal High School to her benefit. [45][40]
    • GLaDOS and Cave (Gabe) remake Principal Business Man and Principal GLaDOS to Atlas and P-Body. [45]
  • Cave (Gabe) Jonson proceeds to invent the portal gun, the three colors of paint and the testing. [48]
  • Zim and Dib arrive at this point. Contone is there, but remains unnoticed. [49][47]
    • Zim and Dib proceed to fight in the Cave (Gabe) Jonson parts of Portal Labs. Dib is deafened. [49]
    • Zim uses his backpack spider to escape Portal Labs, briefly meeting GLaDOS. When he finds the Tallest, they make fun of him. [49]
    • Contone drives downwards in Portal High School, going to the past. [47]
  • "After Portal Labs hid themselves from the rest of the world for the rest of time, things started to go downhill. They really did." According to Skepness Man, this would also come to be "the worst time in this timeline". [50]
  • At some point around here, Facebook is invented. It instigates tension between falmer trollz and normal people, causing a massive hatred of Facebook, which would be forgotten during the next generation. [50]
  • Cave (Gabe) Jonson makes a request for his own consciousness to be transferred to a robot. It goes unfulfilled. [48]
  • AG 2041: Cave (Gabe) Jonson dies, when GLaDOS supplies him with white paint instead of coffee. He goes to Andord Hell. [48]
  • GLaDOS, now the sole manager of Portal Labs, reshapes them to her benefit. She designs cryofreezing and bipedal robots. [51]
  • Robots in Portal Labs begin oppressing humans, due to a superiority complex. [51]
  • In the outside world, falmer trollz begin dominating over regular humans. [23]
  • AG 2100: A version of GLaDOS, branding herself as President Curiosity Snow, arrives. He, together with the first cherub trollz, establishes Critics United. [23]
  • President Snow establishes the twelve Districts and the Hunger Games. [23]
  • AG 2150: Jared Halley is brought to the Hunger Games by Candacension Pixies and makes it to the last 2, but is killed by Haymish Abernathy. This event becomes known as The Trial of Jared Halley. [23]

AG 2155: Portal 1 eraEdit

  • AG 2155: "Claimed "time of Portal 1" in Portal Labs". [46]
    • Business Man (Business Lady) arrives at this point. [52]
    • Business Man (Business Lady) encounters Caroline, now GLaDOS, at this point in time. She guides Business Man to the relax place, where Wheatly is. [52]
  • Marrissa Roberts arrives at this point. [53]
    • Marrissa encounters Chell, GLaDOS, Atlas and P-Body at this point in time. [53]
    • Marrissa encounters Wheatly at this point in time and falls in love with him. He puts her to sleep. Business Man (Business Lady) encounters this event. [53][52]
    • GLaDOS finds Marrissa. She tries to nerotoksin her, but fails. She does, however, successfully nerotoksin Business Man (Business Lady). [53][52]
    • Marrissa creates a black hole, bringing her and the past version of Wheatly further to the past. [53]
  • Business Man (Business Lady) is resurrected. He (she) is subsequently tested by GLaDOS. [54]
    • Business Man (Business Lady)'s first test entails the Companon Coob. He (she) promptly incinerates it. [54]
    • Around this time, Aranna Sorket arrives from the past. GLaDOS begins boasting. [55]
    • Business Man (Business Lady) finds an Avril Lavigne CD. When he (she) plays it, GLaDOS realizes her origins as Caroline and is converted to a goth emo. [56][54][55]
    • Business Man (Business Lady) encounters Atlas and P-Body at this point in time. They recognize him (her) and then transport him to the past. [54]
    • Aranna drives out of Portal Labs. She ends up getting to Welcome to Night Vale. [55]
  • At some point around here, Aranna, Cranky and Flashlight Girl arrive. They leave Portal Labs for the Capitol, where the Hunger Games are running. [3]
    • Aranna, Cranky and Flashlight Girl time travel again, this time to around AG 1. [3]

AG 2173-2175: ITS MY LIFE! and sequelsEdit

Timeline sub-article: Timeline of MarissaTheWriter stories/ITS MY LIFE! and sequels

AG 2182-2187: Rise and fall of falmer Hunger GamesEdit

  • AG 2182: Skepness Man is reaped to the 413th falmer Hunger Games. [57][37]
    • A tribute attacks Skepness Man with a BC Corp device. However, due to sheer luck, the tribute severs his own arm. [37]
    • Taking advantage of the disabled tribute, Skepness Man sendificates all of his body parts away. He begins investigating the device, digging a hole for himself to do so. He takes several weeks. [37]
    • Skepness Man is able to reverse-engineer the sendificator to be worn as a watch. He takes it to AG 1992. [37]
    • AG 2182, May 18, 2 AM: At the beginning of the 416th falmer Hunger Games, Skepness Man arrives from the past. He proceeds to disestablish the falmer Hunger Games and rips Abraman Linkan's heart off, turning him to a zombie. [57][58][38]
    • Skepness Man continues his planning. He sets the time watch to as early as possible, while looking over the papers owned by the organizers of the falmer Hunger Games. [58]
    • After being attacked by something, Skepness Man accidentally sends himself to AG 1. [58]
  • At the time, Marrissa, Wheatly, Chell Junor and various other protagonists live in District 12. [59][16]
    • At some point, during a visit to the Capitol, Marrissa learns about the falmer Hunger Games being disestablished. This causes her to investigate. [16]
    • Marrissa learns that Skepness Man wrote about her becoming a goth emo and sewisiding. This transports her to the past, leading Skepness Man to assume the sewiside. [16][57] In addition, Wheatly tells Chell Junor of the sewiside in order to protect her. [24]
  • Wheatly raises Chell Junor alone. She goes to primary school. [60][24]
  • ca. AG 2185: The events of ITS MY LIFE!: THE FLAMES AWAKENS take place. By this time, the falmer trollz are thought to be extinct. [11]
    • During a sleepover, a group of children play with a "weejee" board. They resurrect the ghost of Skepkitty, who proceeds to kill them. [11]
    • Skepkitty goes to where Atlas and P-Body are buried. He attempts to resurrect them, but instead awakens their skeletons, named Sans and Pappyras. [11]
    • Skepkitty mind-controls Sans and Pappyras to submission. [11]
  • Chell Junor goes to Portal Middle School. At around the same time, Riley Andorsen becomes a student of Portal Middle School as well. [61]
    • Chell Junor introduces her friend, D-Body, to Riley. [61]
  • Chell Junor goes to District 12 High School, where she meets Elizabeth Comcast. Though, their friendship is separated by Comcast's father and the principal of District 12 High School, Principal Comcast. These Comcasts are the resurrections of the original Father Comcast and his "lamb" from the distant past. [24]
  • Wheatly sends Chell Junor off to Portal High School in AG 1980. [60][24]
  • AG 2187: Enchiridion Marrissa is claimed to be published. [62][46] This implies that since being reaped, Skepness Man spent five whole years travelling in time, and aged by the same amount.

AG 2211-2422: Candacension Pixies' ruleEdit

  • AG 2211, November 11: Candacension Pixies kills Abraman Linkan, refounds Critics United and formally takes over the world. Dates from this point on are named "post-Condensation", or PC. [63]
    • Candacension Pixies largely controls the falmer parts of the world, insisting that everyone should be smart. [64]
    • Candacension Pixies begins the flooding of the world, importing water from Altair. [63]
  • AG 2212 (1 post-Condensation): Kobito Minano is born. [64]
  • ca. AG 2220-2230 (9-19 post-Condensation): After skipping back in time from the last moments of the Earth, Skepness Man ends up here. [8][64]
    • Skepness Man first realizes that he needs a floating car. [8]
    • Skepness Man meets Kobito Minano. He comes to largely detest her. [64]
    • At some point, Skepness Man leaves. [65]
  • AG 2231 (20 PC): Kobito Minano is executed at the age of 19. [64]
  • AG 2345 (134 PC): Earth's flooding reaches its peak. [63][46]
    • The regular humans and the falmer trollz are completely separated, without any interaction. Candacension tries to reunite them. [63]
  • AG 2422 (211 PC), April: Wantagruel Vasebreaker shortly takes over Critics United. [63][9]
    • July: Candacension Pixies reassumes control of Critics United and creates God Cat. [63][9]
  • Over centuries, humanity dies out. Four human-based individuals remain: two non-falmerz, Janet Roberts and Jack London, and two cherub trollz, Cantaloupe and California. In addition, carapacians live on an unnamed colony. [63]

AG 2622-2624: Post-SCrash Session eraEdit

  • AG 2622 (411 PC): Dick Stiller and Roxa Lavigne arrive in the delirious time car. Cantaloupe and California immediately message them. [66][43]
    • Dick Stiller tells his story to Cantaloupe. She suggests that Dick should drop Roxa off to the carapacian colony, while Dick himself settles in a lone house with no surroundings. In addition, Dick gets the idea to write Pony Pals: Detective Pony from Enchiridion Marrissa. [43]
    • Candacension places a curse on Janet, Jack, Roxa and Dick. They are now able to transform to Meanie Pixies, Chronos Ampersand, Whores the Hock and Merlin LeJoin respectively. [66]
  • At some point, Dick writes Pony Pals: Detective Pony and gifts a copy of the book to Janet. [67][23][43]
  • AG 2624 (413 PC): The events of Post-SCrash Session take place. [68][46]
    • Night from November 10 to 11: Janet Roberts has a dream about Jack London dying. Meanwhile, Jack has a dream about Aranna Sorket. [68]
  • November 11: A few hours before the Red Miles, Skepness Man arrives. He learns about Sburb Alpha and begins playing it, transporting him to his own version of the Incipisphere. [69]
  • November 11: Janet is messaged by Cantaloupe. She informs Janet of Sburb Alpha and of the title Made of Life. [68]
    • Janet attempts to retrieve her mail, but faces an explosion. She is saved by GCat. [68][67]
    • Janet wakes up in Prophet. She is killed by a black guy with a knife. [68]
    • Janet wakes up in her real life. She is messaged by Roxa Lavigne, who disagrees to play Sburb Alpha together with her. [67]
    • 11:11 AM: As part of the Betty Crocket rebranding, Janet's spoon, meant to produce Betty Crocket products, transforms into a fork. [67]
    • While Janet plays the piano, she is messaged by Dick Stiller's GPS Navigation. He informs that playing Sburb Alpha is inevitable for the entire team. [67]
    • Janet messages Jack London. They discuss Jack's dream and how he was left on the ice. [70]
    • Janet reads Dick's book, Pony Pals: Detective Pony. She is, however, interrupted by Cantaloupe again. [70]
    • Cantaloupe tells Janet that she has horns. This prompts her transformation to Meanie Pixies. [70][71]
    • Meanie messages Aranna. The latter mentions Janet, prompting Meanie to disappear and Janet to reappear. [71][72]
    • Janet is retrieved by Dick in his delirious time car. He also picks up Jack, but is unable to pick up Roxa due to her being killed by the Red Miles. [72]
    • Dick kisses Roxa's corpse. He, Janet and Jack then enter Sburb Alpha. [72]
  • AG 2624 (413 PC), November 11, ca. 5:03 PM: Skepness Man travels to 10 minutes before the end of his universe. His rusty BMW floats to the surface. [8]
    • Skepness Man observes a waterworld and the Red Miles. Then, he skips backwards, step by step, to the 23rd century. [8]
    • Chell Joy appears, after having witnessed her family tree. She is able to survive the Red Miles. [73]
    • 5:13:21 PM: The Red Miles destroy all life on the surface of the Earth. They then disappear, beginning the Third Creation. [66][74][8]

Next: Timeline of MarissaTheWriter stories#The Third Creation

Era unknownEdit

  • The Marrissaverse's equivalent of World War II occurs. The only detail known about it so far is that it's called "The Great War of the Nation". [22]

General era aestheticsEdit

  • The past in relation to the past - prehistory
  • AG 1940s - "/r/montageparodies/ and Esperanto" [75]
  • AG 1980s - elements of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and Internet culture (Gangnam Style, Welcome to Night Vale, YouTube celebrities)
  • AG 1990s - culture associated with being "outdated" (various points from American history, nineties culture, MySpace, Miley Cyrus)
  • AG 2170s - modern culture (Whitney Houston, Justin Bieber), distant future timelines of fictional works (Portal 2, The Hunger Games)


  1. 1.0 1.1 Enchiridion Marrissa, "4. History - Portal High School pre-Principals Business Man and GLaDOS"
  2. Additional Discoveries on Marrissaverse History, "Chapter 4: The Hard Limit"
  3. 3.0 3.1 3.2 Post-SCrash Session 3: Spectators of the Host, "Chapter 26: Life Goes On, Part 2"
  4. 4.0 4.1 4.2 4.3 4.4 4.5 Additional Discoveries on Marrissaverse History, "Chapter 6: Arrival"
  5. 5.0 5.1 Additional Discoveries on Marrissaverse History, "Chapter 7: Upgrade"
  6. Additional Discoveries on Marrissaverse History, "Chapter 8: Planning"
  7. Additional Discoveries on Marrissaverse History, "Chapter 9: Wonder"
  8. 8.0 8.1 8.2 8.3 8.4 8.5 Additional Discoveries on Marrissaverse History, "Chapter 10: The Other Limit"
  9. 9.0 9.1 9.2 9.3 9.4 Enchiridion Marrissa, "4. History - Appendix B: Rulers of various factions (list)"
  10. 10.00 10.01 10.02 10.03 10.04 10.05 10.06 10.07 10.08 10.09 10.10 HARRY POTTER AN THE KILL OF SNAPE, "CHAPTER FINAL (FANTASY LOL): FINAL COMBAT"
  11. 11.0 11.1 11.2 11.3 11.4 11.5 11.6 11.7 ITS MY LIFE!: THE FLAMES AWAKENS, "Chapter One: EVIL RETURNS"
  12. 12.0 12.1 12.2 12.3 12.4 Post-SCrash Session 3: Spectators of the Host, "Chapter 19: Pure Imagination, Part 2"
  13. 13.0 13.1 13.2 13.3 13.4 13.5 Post-SCrash Session 3: Spectators of the Host, "Chapter 8: The Lucky Finders"
  14. 14.0 14.1 Post-SCrash Session 3: Spectators of the Host, "Chapter 14: Violet's Tour"
  15. 15.0 15.1 15.2 Post-SCrash Session 3: Spectators of the Host, "Chapter 10: In a Warmer Note"
  16. 16.0 16.1 16.2 16.3 16.4 16.5 Living Someone Else's Life, "Prologue: The Takeover"
  17. 17.0 17.1 17.2 Additional Discoveries on Marrissaverse History, "About the Author"
  18. 18.0 18.1 18.2 Enchiridion Marrissa, "4. History - Portal High School during Principals Business Man and GLaDOS's rule"
  19. Post-SCrash Session 3: Spectators of the Host, "Chapter 21: Welcome Guests from Night Vale"
  20. Post-SCrash Session 3: Spectators of the Host, "Chapter 2: Belorussians Reunited"
  21. Living Someone Else's Life, "Chapter 1: Years Later and Old Friends"
  22. 22.0 22.1 MarrissaTheWriter Complete Anthology, Exclusive No. 1: Portal High School Teacher Roster
  23. 23.0 23.1 23.2 23.3 23.4 23.5 Enchiridion Marrissa, "4. History - Outside world after Portal Labs' founding"
  24. 24.0 24.1 24.2 24.3 24.4 24.5 24.6 Marrissaverse Stories 2015, "Chapter 1: Beauregarde Chewing Gum Industry and an Old Guest"
  25. 25.0 25.1 25.2 25.3 25.4 Marrissaverse Stories 2015, "Chapter 2: Catching Up with Old Friends"
  26. 26.0 26.1 26.2 26.3 26.4 26.5 26.6 26.7 26.8 Meanie Pixies' Hour of Fame, "Chapter 1: Principal Business Lady's Legacy"
  27. 27.0 27.1 Marrissaverse Stories 2015, "Chapter 9: Restoring The Lawful Order"
  28. 28.0 28.1 28.2 28.3 28.4 28.5 Meanie Pixies' Hour of Fame, "Steven Universe - Beep Boop I'm a Robot"
  29. 29.0 29.1 29.2 29.3 29.4 29.5 29.6 29.7 29.8 The AG 1991 Premiere of Inside Out
  30. Meanie Pixies' Hour of Fame, "Chapter 3: Post-SCrash Session: They See Me Trollin'"
  31. 31.0 31.1 31.2 31.3 31.4 31.5 Meanie Pixies' Hour of Fame, "Chapter 4: The Marrissaverse's New Fad"
  32. 32.0 32.1 32.2 32.3 32.4 32.5 Meanie Pixies' Hour of Fame, "Chapter 5: Bigger Cities are Better"
  33. Meanie Pixies' Hour of Fame, "Chapter 6: Nemiga City"
  34. 34.0 34.1 34.2 Meanie Pixies' Hour of Fame, "Chapter 8: Alphas"
  35. 35.0 35.1 Meanie Pixies' Hour of Fame, "Chapter 9: Grubbles XD"
  36. 36.0 36.1 36.2 36.3 Meanie Pixies' Hour of Fame, "Chapter 10: Someone Just End This Fic Already"
  37. 37.0 37.1 37.2 37.3 37.4 Additional Discoveries on Marrissaverse History, "Chapter 1: The Games"
  38. 38.0 38.1 Additional Discoveries on Marrissaverse History, "Chapter 5: The System"
  39. 39.0 39.1 Additional Discoveries on Marrissaverse History, "Chapter 2: Civilization"
  40. 40.0 40.1 40.2 Enchiridion Marrissa, "4. History - Portal High School during Principal Interdimentol Portaller's rule"
  41. 41.0 41.1 41.2 41.3 41.4 41.5 41.6 41.7 41.8 OMG IMMA IN LOFE WIDDEN ALEEYEN!
  42. Division of Doom, Chapter 9: "SIR Problems" - URL:
  43. 43.0 43.1 43.2 43.3 43.4 43.5 43.6 43.7 43.8 MarrissaTheWriter Complete Anthology, Exclusive No. 2: Dick Stiller and Roxa Lavigne's Time Travellegiance
  44. 44.0 44.1 Meanie Pixies' Hour of Fame, "Chapter 11: Another Wedding"
  45. 45.0 45.1 45.2 45.3 45.4 Portal: The 4th Millennium: The Trollfic Edition, "EPILOG: DE FONDING OF PORTOL LABS"
  46. 46.0 46.1 46.2 46.3 46.4 Enchiridion Marrissa, "4. History - Appendix A: Condensed timeline"
  47. 47.0 47.1 47.2 47.3 47.4 47.5 47.6 Portal: The 4th Millennium: The Trollfic Edition, "DA COOOP BOTS - PROLOG: DE FONDING OF PORTOL LABS /EXTENDOD/"
  48. 48.0 48.1 48.2 Enchiridion Marrissa, "4. History - Portal Labs (Gabe Jonson's era)"
  49. 49.0 49.1 49.2 Portal: The 4th Millennium: The Trollfic Edition, "CHAPTER 3: THE BIG ADVENTUREZ OF ZIM AN DIB"
  50. 50.0 50.1 Additional Discoveries on Marrissaverse History, "Chapter 13: Stagnation"
  51. 51.0 51.1 Enchiridion Marrissa, "4. History - Portal Labs (GLaDOS's era to the end of ITS MY LIFE!)"
  52. 52.0 52.1 52.2 52.3 Portal: The 4th Millennium: The Trollfic Edition, "CHAPTRE 10: A BIG REVOLATION OD PORTOL LABS"
  53. 53.0 53.1 53.2 53.3 53.4 ITS MY LIFE!, "CHAPTER ATE: TIME FOR ADVENTURE"
  54. 54.0 54.1 54.2 54.3 Portal: The 4th Millennium: The Trollfic Edition, "CHOPTER EELEVUN: OH WOTE WOT?"
  55. 55.0 55.1 55.2 Post-SCrash Session 3: Spectators of the Host, "Chapter 24: Interspatial BFFsies"
  57. 57.0 57.1 57.2 Enchiridion Marrissa, "4. History - Outside world post-THE MARRISSA GAMES until Candacension Pixies"
  58. 58.0 58.1 58.2 Additional Discoveries on Marrissaverse History, "Chapter 3: Grand Finale"
  60. 60.0 60.1 Post-SCrash Session 3: Spectators of the Host, "Chapter 15: The First Meeting"
  62. Enchiridion Marrissa, "2. Introduction"
  63. 63.0 63.1 63.2 63.3 63.4 63.5 63.6 Enchiridion Marrissa, "4. History - Candacension Pixies' rule"
  64. 64.0 64.1 64.2 64.3 64.4 Additional Discoveries on Marrissaverse History, "Chapter 11: Candacension"
  65. Additional Discoveries on Marrissaverse History, "Chapter 12: Brightness"
  66. 66.0 66.1 66.2 Enchiridion Marrissa, "4. History - Era of Janet Roberts and co."
  67. 67.0 67.1 67.2 67.3 67.4 Post-SCrash Session, "Chapter 2: What the Bloody Heil?"
  68. 68.0 68.1 68.2 68.3 68.4 Post-SCrash Session, "Chapter 1: Meet Janet Roberts"
  69. Additional Discoveries on Marrissaverse History, "Chapter 15: Different Game"
  70. 70.0 70.1 70.2 Post-SCrash Session, "Chapter 3: The Only One"
  71. 71.0 71.1 Post-SCrash Session, "Chapter 4: Meanie Pixies, Ruler of Fuckers"
  72. 72.0 72.1 72.2 Post-SCrash Session, "Chapter 5: Escaping the Red Miles"
  73. Meanie Pixies' Hour of Fame, "Chapter 12: Surprising Guests"
  74. Post-SCrash Session 3: Spectators of the Host, "Chapter 6: Before the Beginning and After the End"
  75. "Also, if I were to guess right now, I’d say that the aesthetic of AG 1945 is going to be /r/montageparodies/ and Esperanto." - ASBusinessMagnet - URL:
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