Not to be confused with Skepness Man Beauregarde/Lettuce, the child of Skepkitty and Business Man in the main Marrissaverse.
Skepness Man is a monster created and briefly employed by Dib during the course of Invader Zim: Born Again Christian. Its name is quite a literal mishmash of "Skepkitty" and "Business Man".
When the falmer trollz of Invader Zim: Born Again Christian were holding a party, Skepkitty and Business Man were planning to get married when Dib arrived on the scene. He violently ripped apart parts of Skepkitty and Business Man and then recomposed them into Skepness Man.
Since Skepkitty was pregnant with Business Man's child before this recomposing happened, Skepness Man was now pregnant with its own child. As such, Gloria Deschanel, as a good Christian, couldn't kill it right away, as that would abort the baby. Hence she, with the assistance of Nny, did an emergency C-section, rescuing the child, and then killed Skepness Man. The child was supposedly raised to become a good Christian.
- Invader Zim: Born Again Christian (First appearance)
- The Chronicles of DA SUs (Mentioned/Alluded to only)