Skepkitty appears as a recurring villain of MarrissaTheWriter stories. Marrissa becomes rather hateful of xem, seeing as Skepkitty has MSTed ITS MY LIFE! and a couple other Marrissa stories, in which xe points out the many flaws of the stories.


Part of the Lavigne family
Biological father:
Skepness Man Lettuce
Biological mother:
Jenny Weasley
Adoptive parents: Avril Lavigne, Gerard Way, Mark Tequila
This character:
Their siblings:
Ron Weasley, Medik, Violet Beauregarde, Jr., Charlie Roberts (all half), Ross Lavigne, Roxa Lavigne (both adoptive)
Spouse: Principal Business Man (divorced)
Biological children: Skepness Man


"He" is the child of Jenny Weasley and Skepness Man Lettuce, and is given birth to in the distant past at the end of HARRY POTTER AN THE KILL OF SNAPE. While Jenny's other children, Ron and Medik, had been taken by Robot and Roslalonde Lettuce to their appropriate times, even from birth, Skepkitty showed latent falmer troll powers, and instead of sending him to a family, Robot and Roslalonde left him in the woods. However, they greatly underestimated his survival skills, and by the third day he had already taught himself how to fight and survive.

Eventually, Skepkitty was adopted by Avril Lavigne and Gerard Way, and as such appears in the setting of Portal High School ca. AG 1998 in stories such as TEEN FORTRESS 2. In TEEN FORTRESS 2 in particular, all the falmer trollz, including Skepkitty and the various members of Telltale Fanfic Theater 3000, were eaten up by Wulf; however, after Wulf's death, the dark magic surrounding him reversed, bringing Skepkitty and others back to life and facilitating his appearance in THE MARRISSA GAMES.

In OMG IMMA IN LOFE WIDDEN ALEEYEN!, Skepkitty is a minor character. He has witnessed the divorce of Avril and Gerard and Avril's marriage to writer Mark Tequila, as well as his renaming to "Lilles Tequila". He has one line, in which he mentions to Ross Lavigne, under the name "Awa Tequila", that she is "OOCK".

Eventually, Skepkitty likely time-traveled to the future of THE MARRISSA GAMES, where he married Business Man, with whom together they had a child named Skepness Man. However, they divorced, making Business Man of the time mad, even going so far as to give Marrissa Roberts the "girl on fire" dress. He also, during the interviews, sings a song, expressing the view of the falmer trollz, which Marrissa reacts to, assuming she is going to lose the Games. After the training, he was given a score of 1/2, as a reference to the real Skepkitty's blog, The Half-World.

He dies when running into the mines, chasing after Marrissa, and the mines explode, burning him up. However, this turns out to only be a clone of him and the real Skepkitty dies when he gets hit by an exploding turret, while Skepness Man watches.

Ten years after his death, he is resurrected by an unwitting group of children with a "weejee board" during a sleepover. After being informed that the falmer trollz are now extinct due to the falmer Hunger Games, he gets mad and kills the children. He proceeds to go to a cemetery and try and resurrect Atlas and P-Body, but instead comes across their skeletons, now named Sans and Pappyras. He then mind-controls Sans and Pappyras to submission, and they continue with the plan.

Invader Zim: Born Again ChristianEdit

Skepkitty is the sole inspirer of the idea for Invader Zim: Born Again Christian, having commented on a story named Zim born again that there shouldn't be any Zim conversion stories written, and therefore gets a major role. In the fic, "she" becomes the liter of the Falmer Trollz, getting the throne from Ring Mater. She has written the same song about falmer trollz and MSTing as in THE MARRISSA GAMES, which she is glad to sing. She also mentions planning to marry Business Man before Dib shows up, tears the two apart and rejoins them to a single monster Skepness Man. The two also had a child, who Gloria decides to take to the orphanage, assuming he will become a good Christian.

Real BeautyEdit

Like Born Again ChristianReal Beauty was also written solely to avenge Skepkitty, as the story prominently features the Once-ler, one of the main characters of The Lorax, seeing as xe was a fan of the movie, and in particular, part of the Once-ler fandom, which was mostly focused on shipping the character with alternate universe versions of himself. In the story, Skepkitty has taken on an alias "Von Kramer" (based on the real Skepkitty's previous Tumblr URL, "vonkarmaofficial") and attempts to romance the Once-ler, assuming that "his" current gender identity, coupled with his pre-transition body with breasts and a "female sextype thingy thang", will allow him to achieve the goal, no matter what the Once-ler's sexual orientation is.

However, Skepkitty fails as the Once-ler is already in love with Jane Burnham. Thus, he orders General Hurt to kill the Once-ler, but the latter remembers his samurai training and kills first General Hurt then Skepkitty himself.

In portrayalsEdit

Dick Stiller's novel Pony Pals: Detective Pony, of which an excerpt is read in Post-SCrash Session, features SkepPony, who appears to be a ponified version of Skepkitty. Similar to how Skepkitty is a falmer troll, SkepPony is a "badpony" and murders Anna Halley's own pony Maplehoof.


MarissaTheWriter story characters (v d e)
Based on real people
Real people Doombly - ASBusinessMagnet - Arrow-Awesome - Logic Editor - Skepkitty - Telltale Fanfic Theater 3000 - Prettydog200 - Korekara - Loveable Freak - CadenGallic - Library of the Damned
Fabricated people Sue Mary - MarissaTheWriter - Katty Smithereens - interdimensionalPortaller
Self-inserts Principal Business Lady - Business Man (IZ:BAC) - Skepkitty - Falmer trollz - Reel fans - Teen Ragers
Created by Doombly
ITS MY LIFE! (protagonists) Marrissa Roberts - Wheatly - Chell - Gabe Jonson - Caroline - TEEN FORTRESS 2 (Scot - Pyro - Ingineer) - Ratman
ITS MY LIFE! (villains) GLaDOS - Atlas and P-Body - Cave Jonson - CHELLGADOS - The Ultimate Zombee - Assirram Strebor
ITS MY LIFE! (supporting) Companon Coob - Space Core - Rick Core - Oracle Torrent - Gordon Freeman
TEEN FORTRESS 2 Wulf - Katty the Koala - Mr. Pursell - Mr. Sanpe - Principal GLaDOS - Loise Boombooms - Jenny Weasley - Gaz - Abraman Linkan - Redman and Bluman
Born Again Christian Gloria Deschanel - Zim - Gir - Dib - Simon Cowbell - Professor Membrane - Zooey Deschanel - Stephen Merchant - Nny - Skepness Man
THE MARRISSA GAMES (main) Pimprose Evergreen - Peeta Peeta Sandwich Eater - Gale Thunderpants - President Snow - Haymish Abernathy - Whip Whittaker - Gamemakers
THE MARRISSA GAMES (supporting) Kantiss Evergreen - Peacekeepers - Effie Trinket - Frank Fifteen - Agents J and K - Thomas the Tank Engine - Tributes (Roo - Sweary Guy) - Ceaser the Dog Whisperer - Sentinel Crane
Real Beauty Jane Burnham - The Once-ler - Kai Lai
THE KILL OF SNAPE Hermoany Stranger - Gobo Fraggle - Iggy and Huey - Robot and Roslalonde Lettuce - Bertha Boombooms - Flyhoof - The Canni-bull - Queen Elizabeth - Taylor Swift
THE FLAMES AWAKENS Riley Andorsen - Sans and Pappyras
Created by ASBusinessMagnet
Pre-Post-SCrash Session Emprase Contone Ovasere - Ross Lavigne - Avril Lavigne - Gerard Way - Mark Tequila - Kanner Sorket
Post-SCrash Session series (main) The Alpha Kids (Janet Roberts - Jack London - Roxa Lavigne - Dick Stiller) - Candacension Pixies - Meanie Pixies - The Time Police (Aranna Sorket - Cranky Vasquez - Joey Claire) - Lately Pirate
Post-SCrash Session (supporting) Janet's Robrodad - Dick Stiller's GPS Navigation - God Cat - Meanie Pixies' team - Cherub trollz (Cantaloupe - California)
Spectators of the Host (main) Skepness Man Beauregarde - Violet Beauregarde - Willy Wanker - Charlie Bucket - The fake Violet - Chell Junor Roberts
Spectators of the Host (supporting) Leprechauns - Loompa-Oompa servants - Mr. Lewis - Augustus Gloop - Veruca Salt - Mike Teavee - North Koreans - Violet Beauregarde, Jr. - Ms. Hart - Cecil - Carlos - SkyDoesMinecraft
Marrissaverse Stories 2015 The Comcasts - Loreta Alcorn - McJuggerNugget - Marrissa Picard - Albert Dumblydore
Hour of Fame Rebecca Sugar-Vasquez - Stephanie Universe - Alphas
Skepness Man's works Jared Halley - Wantagruel Vasebreaker - Jhonen Eggert-Vasquez - Kobito Minano
Created by others
Arrow-Awesome Fact Core - Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
Prettydog200 Kitteh - Mary-Sue - JABBY JERRY BERRY