Scot is one of the members of the TEEN FORTRESS 2. He was the last member to join the gang. He is the main narrator of TEEN FORTRESS 2.


This character's familial relations
Biological father:
(a dog)
Biological mother:
This character:
Their siblings:
Wulf, (7 more)
In a relationship with Katty Smithereens (deceased)
No children known
Spouse: Pyro
Biological children: Spy


Scot originates from Florida, where he used to live with his family. While his parents aren't given much detail, it appears his father was a dog and his mother was a human, thus enabling Scot to run in superhuman speeds. However, this also makes him subject to bullying, seeing as his eight brothers were all full dogs and mocked Scot for being only half-dog. Thus, TEEN FORTRESS 2 kicks off with Scot accidentally killing his oldest brother Wulf and escaping from his home to the city of Portal High School, where he runs into the rest of the TEEN FORTRESS 2 members and is quickly admitted to the gang, as well as to the school itself.

For his new life, he gets to live together with Snipper. The two also find a zoo koala, which they name after Scot's deceased girlfriend Katty Smithereens. All in all, life for Scot in Portal High School goes on pretty well. He finds another girlfriend, Pyro, and the two live a happy life. Portal: The 4th Millennium: The Trollfic Edition implies they eventually got married and had a kid Spy.

After studying in Portal High School, like the rest of TEEN FORTRESS 2, he began studying in Half-Life College. There the team is found by Agents J and K and called to help Marrissa Roberts in the Hunger Games. After Pyro is killed, Scot sacrifices himself for her, but, like every other protagonist who died, he was resurrected by Wheatly's spell.


  • At least two references are made to the video that MarissaTheWriter calls "Meet the Scot".
  • He has a baseball bat named Marrissa. While the name is supposed to be a shout-out to Marrissa Roberts and ITS MY LIFE!, in his universe, Marrissa wasn't even born when Scot got the bat. MarissaTheWriter takes this as explanation as to why Scot doesn't remember why he named the bat as such, as she elaborated in a private message to ASBusinessMagnet.
  • Scot shares his home state with Doombly, the main author of MarissaTheWriter stories. However, according to Doombly, this is pure coincidence.
    • This is because Doombly was sent a PM by a fan, discussing how the Team Fortress 2 classes could be used in ITS MY LIFE! Among the suggestions was one that Scot should be from Florida, given that he has a handbag. Being from Florida himself, Doombly found the suggestion funny and included it in the Marrissa canon.
  • He is called "Scot Parker" in TEEN FORTRESS 2 by Logic Editor and subsequently "Scot Parkour" in Enchiridion Marrissa by Skepness Man.


MarissaTheWriter story characters (v d e)
Based on real people
Real people Doombly - ASBusinessMagnet - Arrow-Awesome - Logic Editor - Skepkitty - Telltale Fanfic Theater 3000 - Prettydog200 - Korekara - Loveable Freak - CadenGallic - Library of the Damned
Fabricated people Sue Mary - MarissaTheWriter - Katty Smithereens - interdimensionalPortaller
Self-inserts Principal Business Lady - Business Man (IZ:BAC) - Skepkitty - Falmer trollz - Reel fans - Teen Ragers
Created by Doombly
ITS MY LIFE! (protagonists) Marrissa Roberts - Wheatly - Chell - Gabe Jonson - Caroline - TEEN FORTRESS 2 (Scot - Pyro - Ingineer) - Ratman
ITS MY LIFE! (villains) GLaDOS - Atlas and P-Body - Cave Jonson - CHELLGADOS - The Ultimate Zombee - Assirram Strebor
ITS MY LIFE! (supporting) Companon Coob - Space Core - Rick Core - Oracle Torrent - Gordon Freeman
TEEN FORTRESS 2 Wulf - Katty the Koala - Mr. Pursell - Mr. Sanpe - Principal GLaDOS - Loise Boombooms - Jenny Weasley - Gaz - Abraman Linkan - Redman and Bluman
Born Again Christian Gloria Deschanel - Zim - Gir - Dib - Simon Cowbell - Professor Membrane - Zooey Deschanel - Stephen Merchant - Nny - Skepness Man
THE MARRISSA GAMES (main) Pimprose Evergreen - Peeta Peeta Sandwich Eater - Gale Thunderpants - President Snow - Haymish Abernathy - Whip Whittaker - Gamemakers
THE MARRISSA GAMES (supporting) Kantiss Evergreen - Peacekeepers - Effie Trinket - Frank Fifteen - Agents J and K - Thomas the Tank Engine - Tributes (Roo - Sweary Guy) - Ceaser the Dog Whisperer - Sentinel Crane
Real Beauty Jane Burnham - The Once-ler - Kai Lai
THE KILL OF SNAPE Hermoany Stranger - Gobo Fraggle - Iggy and Huey - Robot and Roslalonde Lettuce - Bertha Boombooms - Flyhoof - The Canni-bull - Queen Elizabeth - Taylor Swift
THE FLAMES AWAKENS Riley Andorsen - Sans and Pappyras
Created by ASBusinessMagnet
Pre-Post-SCrash Session Emprase Contone Ovasere - Ross Lavigne - Avril Lavigne - Gerard Way - Mark Tequila - Kanner Sorket
Post-SCrash Session series (main) The Alpha Kids (Janet Roberts - Jack London - Roxa Lavigne - Dick Stiller) - Candacension Pixies - Meanie Pixies - The Time Police (Aranna Sorket - Cranky Vasquez - Joey Claire) - Lately Pirate
Post-SCrash Session (supporting) Janet's Robrodad - Dick Stiller's GPS Navigation - God Cat - Meanie Pixies' team - Cherub trollz (Cantaloupe - California)
Spectators of the Host (main) Skepness Man Beauregarde - Violet Beauregarde - Willy Wanker - Charlie Bucket - The fake Violet - Chell Junor Roberts
Spectators of the Host (supporting) Leprechauns - Loompa-Oompa servants - Mr. Lewis - Augustus Gloop - Veruca Salt - Mike Teavee - North Koreans - Violet Beauregarde, Jr. - Ms. Hart - Cecil - Carlos - SkyDoesMinecraft
Marrissaverse Stories 2015 The Comcasts - Loreta Alcorn - McJuggerNugget - Marrissa Picard - Albert Dumblydore
Hour of Fame Rebecca Sugar-Vasquez - Stephanie Universe - Alphas
Skepness Man's works Jared Halley - Wantagruel Vasebreaker - Jhonen Eggert-Vasquez - Kobito Minano
Created by others
Arrow-Awesome Fact Core - Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
Prettydog200 Kitteh - Mary-Sue - JABBY JERRY BERRY