Robot and Roslalonde Lettuce are two characters, who are opposite gender alternate timeline versions of each other, who appear in HARRY POTTER AN THE KILL OF SNAPE.
In addition to Marrissa's main stories, they have appeared in a Sue Mary fanfic, THE STRAIN COMES TO SESAME STREET, as guest stars. Furthermore, both of them are the main characters of an ASBusinessMagnet trollfic blurb, Infinity: A Space Odyssey, which was mentioned in the author's notes of HARRY POTTER AN THE KILL OF SNAPE.
|This character's familial relations|
|Spouse: Roslalonde Lettuce|
|Adoptive children: Skepness Man Lettuce (pretend)|
Their backstory is taught in Portal High School. They appear to be botanists by profession and mostly did experiments with lettuce and insects, but they also dabbled with portal technology and made a portal machine. However, the portal machine exploded, allegedly killing them. Nevertheless, they continued to live in a completely different state.
They appear in the most unexpected yet plot-relevant places, such as "the time streem" where they greet Skepness Man, in the airport in Britain, where they run a plastic surgery shop and where they successfully alter Harry Potter's appearance so he becomes Wheatly, and in a street in America, where they take Wheatly and Jenny Weasley to Portal High School. Therefore, a definite chronology cannot be construed just by their actions.
In particular, the Lettuces dismiss their appearance in America, claiming that they are cousins of the real Lettuces who just happen to look very similar.
In the end of THE KILL OF SNAPE, Robot asks Roslalonde if they could have twin babies. Roslalonde refuses, as she wants to go on "cool adventures", but then laughs off, claiming that she can do both at the same time. They then kiss.
As they are unstuck from their chronology, they can be anywhere they wish without the need for a time machine.
They are able to transform into actual lettuce, as seen in Chapter 10 of HARRY POTTER AN THE KILL OF SNAPE.
- Despite the misspelling of the name, "Roslalonde" has no relation to Raws Lovonde a.k.a Ross Lavigne.
- In lieu of this, "Robot"'s full name is actually "Marrissa Roberts Lettuce". When Gabe Jonson finds out about this, he decides that it's a good name for a daughter; Robot is not amused by this.
- The scene where they promise to each other to have twin babies is a reference to a Doombly fanfic Robert and Rosalind are Dead, in which Robert and Rosalind have children by the names of Ronald and Rosamond.
- BioShock Infinite: Full Lutece Consequences (Non-canonical appearance)
- Infinity: A Space Odyssey (Non-canonical appearance)
- THE STRAIN COMES TO SESAME STREET (Non-canonical appearance)
- HARRY POTTER AN THE KILL OF SNAPE (First appearance)
- Marrissaverse Stories 2015
- ITS MY LIFE!: THE FLAMES AWAKENS