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Robot and Roslalonde Lettuce are two characters, who are opposite gender alternate timeline versions of each other, who appear in HARRY POTTER AN THE KILL OF SNAPE.

In addition to Marrissa's main stories, they have appeared in a Sue Mary fanfic, THE STRAIN COMES TO SESAME STREET, as guest stars. Furthermore, both of them are the main characters of an ASBusinessMagnet trollfic blurb, Infinity: A Space Odyssey, which was mentioned in the author's notes of HARRY POTTER AN THE KILL OF SNAPE.

FamilyEdit

This character's familial relations
Parents unknown
This character:
Robot Lettuce
Spouse: Roslalonde Lettuce
Adoptive children: Skepness Man Lettuce (pretend)


BiographyEdit

Their backstory is taught in Portal High School. They appear to be botanists by profession and mostly did experiments with lettuce and insects, but they also dabbled with portal technology and made a portal machine. However, the portal machine exploded, allegedly killing them. Nevertheless, they continued to live in a completely different state.

They appear in the most unexpected yet plot-relevant places, such as "the time streem" where they greet Skepness Man, in the airport in Britain, where they run a plastic surgery shop and where they successfully alter Harry Potter's appearance so he becomes Wheatly, and in a street in America, where they take Wheatly and Jenny Weasley to Portal High School. Therefore, a definite chronology cannot be construed just by their actions.

In particular, the Lettuces dismiss their appearance in America, claiming that they are cousins of the real Lettuces who just happen to look very similar.

AbilitiesEdit

As they are unstuck from their chronology, they can be anywhere they wish without the need for a time machine.

They are able to transform into actual lettuce, as seen in Chapter 10 of HARRY POTTER AN THE KILL OF SNAPE.

TriviaEdit

  • Despite the misspelling of the name, "Roslalonde" has no relation to Raws Lovonde a.k.a Ross Lavigne.
  • In lieu of this, "Robot"'s full name is actually "Marrissa Roberts Lettuce". When Gabe Jonson finds out about this, he decides that it's a good name for a daughter; Robot is not amused by this.

AppearancesEdit

MarrissaTheWriter story characters (v d e)
Real people Doombly (Sue Mary - MarissaTheWriter) - ASBusinessMagnet (Principal Business Lady - Born Again Christian - interdimensionalPortaller) - Skepkitty (fictionalized) - Reel fans (Logic Editor) - Falmer trollz (Telltale Fanfic Theater 3000 - Korekara - CadenGallic - Library of the Damned) - Others: Katty Smithereens
Created by Doombly
Protagonists (ITS MY LIFE!) Marrissa Roberts - Wheatly - Chell - Gabe Jonson - Caroline - TEEN FORTRESS 2 (Scot - Pyro - Ingineer) - Ratman
Villains (ITS MY LIFE!) GLaDOS (CHELLGADOS) - Atlas and P-Body - Cave Jonson - The Ultimate Zombee - Assirram Strebor
Supporting cast (ITS MY LIFE!) Companon Coob - Space Core - Rick Core - Oracle Torrent - Gordon Freeman
TEEN FORTRESS 2 Wulf - Katty the Koala - Mr. Pursell - Mr. Sanpe - Principal GLaDOS - Loise Boombooms - Jenny Weasley - Gaz - Abraman Linkan - Redman and Bluman
Born Again Christian Gloria Deschanel - Zim - Gir - Dib - Simon Cowbell - Professor Membrane - Zooey Deschanel - Stephen Merchant - Teen Ragers (Prettydog200 - Loveable Freak) - Nny - Skepness Man
THE MARRISSA GAMES Primrose Everdeen - Peeta Peeta Sandwich Eater - Gale Thunderpants - Katniss Everdeen - President Snow - Peacekeepers - Effie Trinket - Haymish Abernathy - Frank Fifteen - Agents J and K - Thomas the Tank Engine - Tributes (Roo - Sweary Guy) - Ceaser the Dog Whisperer - Whip Whittaker - Gamemakers (Sentinel Crane)
Real Beauty Jane Burnham - The Once-ler - Kai Lai
THE KILL OF SNAPE Gobo Fraggle - Iggy and Huey - Robot and Roslalonde Lettuce - Bertha Boombooms - Flyhoof - The Canni-bull - Queen Elizabeth - Taylor Swift
THE FLAMES AWAKENS Riley Andorsen - Sans and Pappyras
Created by ASBusinessMagnet
Pre-Post-SCrash Session Emprase Contone Ovasere - Ross Lavigne - Avril Lavigne - My Chemical Romance (Gerard Way) - Mark Tequila - Aliens with candy corn horns and gray skin (Kanner Sorket)
Post-SCrash Session Janet Roberts - Jack London - Roxa Lavigne - Dick Stiller - Janet's Robrodad - Dick Stiller's GPS Navigation - Candacension Pixies - God Cat - Meanie Pixies' team (Meanie Pixies - Aranna Sorket - Lately Pirate - Cranky Vasquez) - Cherub trollz (Cantaloupe - California) - Detective Pony characters (Anna Halley - Jared Halley)
Spectators of the Host (main) Skepness Man Beauregarde - Violet Beauregarde (1971) - Willy Wanker - Charlie Bucket - Chell Junor Roberts
Spectators of the Host (supporting) Chocolate Factory cast: Loompa-Oompa servants (North Koreans) - Augustus Gloop - Veruca Salt - Mike Teavee - Teachers: Mr. Lewis - Ms. Hart - Welcome to Night Vale: Cecil - Carlos - Others: Leprechauns - Joey Claire - SkyDoesMinecraft - Violet Beauregarde, Jr.
Marrissaverse Stories 2015 The Comcasts - Loreta Alcorn - McJuggerNugget - Marrissa Picard - Albert Dumblydore
Meanie Pixies' Hour of Fame Rebecca Sugar-Vasquez - Stephanie Universe
Skepness Man's works Wantagruel Vasebreaker - Jhonen Eggert-Vasquez - Kobito Minano
Created by others
Arrow-Awesome Fact Core - Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
Prettydog200 Kitteh - Mary-Sue - JABBY JERRY BERRY

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