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The Roberts family consists of all the relatives of Janet Roberts. It is not to be confused with the Jonson family, featuring all the relatives of Marrissa Roberts, Janet's distant ancestor. The apparent surname "Roberts" is a malapropism, as it was originally part of the full name of Robot Lettuce, "Marrissa Roberts Lettuce", before being given to Gabe Jonson and Caroline's daughter. They are the main characters of the Post-SCrash Session series.
Jonson family Beauregarde family | * Chell Junor Roberts -+- Skepness Man Beauregarde | +--------------------------+ | | Violet Beauregarde, Jr. Charlie Roberts | ... | Colonel Massacre -+- Meanie Pixies/Candacension Pixies/Betty Crocket | Grandma London -+- PoopUp Roberts +-------------------------------+ | | | +---------------+ Oven Wilsen - - Ben Stiller -+- Lately Pirate - - Gaslenna Membrain | | | | | Lavigne family ??? Janet's Robrodad +---------------+-------------+ | | | | | | | | Roxa Lavigne -+- Jack London Janet Roberts -+- Dick Stiller Logic Editor Dove Stiller --- Trapezi Pirate | | Louise London/Boombooms Bertha Stiller/Boombooms | Looise Boombooms the 2
- * Skepness Man is part of the Beauregarde family by adoption.
- It is only implied and never explicitly confirmed that Grandma London is Jack London's grandmother.
- Both Ben Stiller and Lately Pirate are in gay relationships, but nevertheless married each other and had kids together as a typical heterosexual family.
- Roxa Lavigne, Jack London, Janet Roberts and Dick Stiller have been cursed by Candacension Pixies to be able to transform into aliens Whores the Hock, Chronos Ampersand, Meanie Pixies and Merlin LeJoin respectively. Eventually, Meanie rids herself of the curse by killing a random troll on Belarus Nouveau and taking over his identity; however, he has been claiming that Meanie is Candacension, and upon his killing, Meanie takes on the identity.
Major family membersEdit
- Chell Junor Roberts
- Skepness Man Beauregarde
- Meanie Pixies / Candacension Pixies / Betty Crocket
- Lately Pirate
- Gaslenna Membrain
- Janet's Robrodad
- Roxa Lavigne
- Jack London
- Janet Roberts
- Dick Stiller
- Logic Editor
- Louise London / Boombooms
- Bertha Stiller / Boombooms
Minor family membersEdit
- Violet Beauregarde, Jr. and Charlie Roberts, as children, make an appearance in Marrissaverse Stories 2015 and The AG 1991 Premiere of Inside Out. Furthermore, Violet Beauregarde, Jr. is the mayor of Tbilisi, Georgia in the distant future, now a deserted town.
- Colonel Massacre is given a brief mention in Post-SCrash Session. Furthermore, a copy of his book is owned by his son, PoopUp Roberts.
- Janet Roberts mentions Betty Crocket and Grandma London as her great-grandmother and grandmother respectively.
- The gay relationships of Ben Stiller and Lately Pirate are mentioned in Dick Stiller and Roxa Lavigne's Time Travellegiance.
- The relationship between Dove Stiller and Trapezi Pirate is only ever established in versions of the MarrissaTheWriter Family Tree by ASBusinessMagnet.
- Looise Boombooms the 2 is a minor character, playing the role of stripper in THE MARRISSA GAMES. It is not actually known if she is Looise's daughter, but it is conjectured.
Note that some family members may have appeared in other stories; this only documents the appearances of the family tree at large.