Wheatly: Is his name Mr. Snape?
Caroline: No lol hes names Mr. Sanpe.


Mr. Sanpe is the Math teacher of Portal High School for the first half of TEEN FORTRESS 2. His characteristic is being mean towards almost everyone and homophobic.


This character's familial relations
Parents unknown
This character:
Mr. Sanpe
In a relationship with Violet Beauregarde
No children known
In a relationship with Bertha Boombooms
No children known


Skepness Man, in Enchiridion Marrissa, notes that Sectumsempra Sanpe was the principal of Portal High School, just before Principal Business Man. While his style of ruling Portal High School is unknown, Post-SCrash Session 3: Spectators of the Host, set around a year after Principal Business Man's coming and Mr. Sanpe's demotion to Maths teacher and the second hand assistant to Principal Business Man, states that Mr. Sanpe's meanness mainly comes from being forced to descend. Overall, Mr. Sanpe and Skepness Man are on good terms; though, in a private letter to Skepness Man's adoptive mother Violet Beauregarde, Mr. Sanpe says that Skepness Man could potentially destroy the entire universe. Later the private letters between Mr. Sanpe and Violet evolve into a full romantic affair, leading Mr. Sanpe to skip lessons to take a tour of Violet's factory, Beauregarde Chewing Gum Industry.

Also according to Skepness Man, Mr. Sanpe wasn't around in Portal High School from AG 1984 to late 1997, only coming back during the rule of Principal GLaDOS. This coincides with the period during which he was a Hogwarts teacher. As a Hogwarts teacher, he, known as "Snape", is one of the villains who killed the school's principal, "Dumbldeore", and is presumed to be dead by the beginning of HARRY POTTER AN THE KILL OF SNAPE. However, it is revealed that he survived and moved to teaching in Portal High School again.

In TEEN FORTRESS 2 and Portal: The 4th Millennium: The Trollfic Edition, which focus on Mr. Sanpe in Portal High School for the second time, his life has taken for the worse. He has attempted to kill Principal Business Man, instead in the process "killing" a door, as well as writing Scot a lot of Fs, after Mr. Sanpe begins suspecting that Scot is a "hesmanofdite". He also becomes romantically interested in Portal High School's "Alfa B****", Bertha Boombooms.

He is eventually killed by Jenny Weasley, who along with Harry "Wheatly" Potter was on a mission specifically to kill Mr. Sanpe after it was discovered that he is still alive. His position as a Math teacher was replaced with Logic Editor.


MarrissaTheWriter story characters (v d e)
Based on real people
Real people Doombly - ASBusinessMagnet - Arrow-Awesome - Logic Editor - Skepkitty - Telltale Fanfic Theater 3000 - Prettydog200 - Korekara - Loveable Freak - CadenGallic - Library of the Damned
Fabricated people Sue Mary - MarissaTheWriter - Katty Smithereens - interdimensionalPortaller
Self-inserts Principal Business Lady - Business Man (IZ:BAC) - Skepkitty - Falmer trollz - Reel fans - Teen Ragers
Created by Doombly
ITS MY LIFE! (protagonists) Marrissa Roberts - Wheatly - Chell - Gabe Jonson - Caroline - TEEN FORTRESS 2 (Scot - Pyro - Ingineer) - Ratman
ITS MY LIFE! (villains) GLaDOS - Atlas and P-Body - Cave Jonson - CHELLGADOS - The Ultimate Zombee - Assirram Strebor
ITS MY LIFE! (supporting) Companon Coob - Space Core - Rick Core - Oracle Torrent - Gordon Freeman
TEEN FORTRESS 2 Wulf - Katty the Koala - Mr. Pursell - Mr. Sanpe - Principal GLaDOS - Loise Boombooms - Jenny Weasley - Gaz - Abraman Linkan - Redman and Bluman
Born Again Christian Gloria Deschanel - Zim - Gir - Dib - Simon Cowbell - Professor Membrane - Zooey Deschanel - Stephen Merchant - Nny - Skepness Man
THE MARRISSA GAMES Pimprose Evergreen - Peeta Peeta Sandwich Eater - Gale Thunderpants - Kantiss Evergreen - President Snow - Peacekeepers - Effie Trinket - Haymish Abernathy - Frank Fifteen - Agents J and K - Thomas the Tank Engine - Tributes (Roo - Sweary Guy) - Ceaser the Dog Whisperer - Whip Whittaker - Gamemakers - Sentinel Crane
Real Beauty Jane Burnham - The Once-ler - Kai Lai
THE KILL OF SNAPE Gobo Fraggle - Iggy and Huey - Robot and Roslalonde Lettuce - Bertha Boombooms - Flyhoof - The Canni-bull - Queen Elizabeth - Taylor Swift
THE FLAMES AWAKENS Riley Andorsen - Sans and Pappyras
Created by ASBusinessMagnet
Pre-Post-SCrash Session Emprase Contone Ovasere - Ross Lavigne - Avril Lavigne - Gerard Way - Mark Tequila - Kanner Sorket
Post-SCrash Session Janet Roberts - Jack London - Roxa Lavigne - Dick Stiller - Janet's Robrodad - Dick Stiller's GPS Navigation - Candacension Pixies - God Cat - Meanie Pixies' team (Meanie Pixies - Aranna Sorket - Lately Pirate - Cranky Vasquez) - Cherub trollz (Cantaloupe - California)
Spectators of the Host (main) Skepness Man Beauregarde - Violet Beauregarde - Willy Wanker - Charlie Bucket - The fake Violet - Chell Junor Roberts
Spectators of the Host (supporting) Leprechauns - Loompa-Oompa servants - Mr. Lewis - Augustus Gloop - Veruca Salt - Mike Teavee - North Koreans - Cecil - Carlos - Ms. Hart - SkyDoesMinecraft - Joey Claire - Violet Beauregarde, Jr.
Marrissaverse Stories 2015 The Comcasts - Loreta Alcorn - McJuggerNugget - Marrissa Picard - Albert Dumblydore
Hour of Fame Rebecca Sugar-Vasquez - Stephanie Universe - Alphas
Skepness Man's works Jared Halley - Wantagruel Vasebreaker - Jhonen Eggert-Vasquez - Kobito Minano
Created by others
Arrow-Awesome Fact Core - Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
Prettydog200 Kitteh - Mary-Sue - JABBY JERRY BERRY

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