[...] and by the time I got to see Cranky Vasquez, Doormat Medigo, Roughie Nitrogen, Mitt Romney Cape-Torn, Merlin LeJoin, Parrot Martini, Lately Pirate, Aranna Sorket, Hussite The Hock, Curlbent Smacker and Chronos Ampersand I was so rich dream bubbles got bankrupt.

- Meanie Pixies, Post-SCrash Session

Meanie Pixies' team is a group of twelve aliens with candy corn horns and gray skin from Belarus amassed by Meanie Pixies and Aranna Sorket during the course of Post-SCrash Session 2: The Belorussian Aliens. While they are the main characters of the story, only select few are focused on both there and in the sequels, Post-SCrash Session and Post-SCrash Session 3: Spectators of the Host.


All the members of the team have certain commonalities. They all used to live with an "ancestor", whom they generally hated, and they all (with the exception of Meanie and Aranna) used to have a Tumblr blog with which they found Meanie and Aranna's collaborative blog, thefrogtempleblog, which they sent an ask to, and eventually got to meet Meanie and Aranna and live with them on the Frog Temple in Belarus's pink moon.

Eventually, all of them were killed when Meanie Pixies set up a bomb to blow up the Frog Temple in which they resided (although, the first time Meanie tried this, the bomb blew Belarus up instead), and went on to be resurrected in different eras of the main Marrissaverse, with four of them beginning to share bodies with the four "Alpha Kids", Janet Roberts, Jack London, Roxa Lavigne and Dick Stiller, as per a curse from Candacension Pixies.

During Meanie Pixies' Hour of Fame, they are gathered by Meanie Pixies again and return to where Belarus used to be. Meanie then pieces Belarus up again, calling her result Belarus Nouveau. Eventually, though, Meanie begins claiming to be Candacension and calling Belarus Nouveau "Altair", and renames all of her friends as well.

While in Post-SCrash Session, Meanie mentions that the team played Sgrub, a version of Sburb Alpha, at one point, which is what caused their deaths, this fact is largely ignored by The Belorussian Aliens. Nevertheless, Meanie Pixies' Hour of Fame reveals that the team did play Sgrub, and that Aranna went God Tier.


Meanie PixiesEdit

Main article: Meanie Pixies

Meanie is the self-proclaimed leader of the group. She grew up as the "hairless" of her own ancestor Luminescence Pixies, but regretted every decision Luminescence made in ruling Belarus and thus sought to run away and start her own enterprise. She succeeds after her death, in the dream bubbles, but the endeavors are taken away from her as Candacension Pixies makes her share a body with Janet Roberts. It is eventually revealed, though, that Candacension is actually future Meanie, after the latter has committed numerous killings and stolen the souls and personalities of the killed.

Aranna SorketEdit

Main article: Aranna Sorket

Meanie and Aranna first met on the "random encounter" feature of Pesterchum. Aranna, at the time, was looking for partners to "Flarp" with, as her own company was limited to her own ancestor Wegotist Sorket, whom Aranna proceeded to kill. Meanie and Aranna grow to be good friends, but eventually, the friendship is pushed aside (but not completely forgotten) as Aranna, Cranky Vasquez and Flashlight Girl together form The Time Police.

Doormat MedigoEdit

Doormat (original name "Damara Megido") is "East Belorussian" (meaning she usually speaks in Japanese, translated via Google Translate) and generally has a rather dirty mind. She and Cranky are the first two peeople to ever message The Frog Temple Blog, and her ask is read by Meanie first, even if it's unknown if Doormat or Cranky sent their ask first. Her ancestor is named Cinematical Medigo, while her blog is "electronic-doormat".

She, together with Mitt, appears in the last chapter of Post-SCrash Session 3: Spectators of the Host. As they get together in Skepness Man Beauregarde and Chell Junor Roberts' wedding, they find the need to copulate then and there, temporarily distracting Marrissa Roberts.

Cranky VasquezEdit

Main article: Cranky Vasquez

Cranky is introduced with an ask that Meanie deems "way too long". However, when Aranna reads it, she realizes that Cranky was an old friend of hers whom she unfairly blocked. The two immediately resume their friendship, which lasts through both Belarus and partnership in The Time Police.

Roughie NitrogenEdit

Roughie (original name "Rufioh Nitram") is the third person to message The Frog Temple Blog, and is described by Meanie as a "wannabe movie star". His ancestor is named Winstonian Nitrogen, while his blog is "the-dante-basco".

Mitt Romney Cape-TornEdit

Mitt (original name "Mituna Captor") is the fourth person to message The Frog Temple Blog, and is described by Meanie as "very, VERY strongly bipolar". His ancestor is named Pesterchum Cape-Torn, while his blog is "h0ly5h17ic4ntpr0gr4m".

He is briefly mentioned in Enchiridion Marrissa as "Millhouse Cape-Torn", the president of the United States from Anno Glorii 2098 until 2100, the date of the takeover of President Snow and the establishment of Critics United. Therefore, even in Spectators of the Host he is described as "presidential".

Merlin LeJoinEdit

Merlin (original name "Meulin Leijon") is the fifth person to message The Frog Temple Blog, and is described by Meanie as "probably literally the daughter of a cat, as well as a huge shipper". Her ancestor is named Communita LeJoin, while her blog is "catpunsfurevas".

Like Meanie, a curse was placed on her, making her share bodies with Dick Stiller. Therefore, she gets an appearance in Spectators of the Host and another in Marrissaverse Stories 2015.

Parrot MartiniEdit

Parrot (original name "Porrim Maryam") is the sixth person to message The Frog Temple Blog, and is described by Meanie as "the most boring girl, who, as far as I care, is the perfect mate for Cranky". Her ancestor is named Overseeing Martini, while her blog is "no-i-am-the-1st-in-so-cial-justice", showing clear competition with Cranky.

Lately PirateEdit

Main article: Lately Pirate

Lately is the seventh person to message The Frog Temple Blog, and is described by Meanie as "the girl who never failed to cheer me up in the most boring moments, especially when she sniffed me, even though I'm pretty sure she can't smell".

She becomes relatively prominent in Spectators of the Host, as Aranna's classmate in Portal High School and the rather annoying friend type. In Spectators of the Host, she also meets and becomes married to Ben Stiller, with whom together she has three children: Dove Stiller, Dick Stiller and Logic Editor.

Whores the HockEdit

Whores (original name "Horuss Zahhak") is the eighth person to message The Frog Temple Blog, and is described by Meanie as "the guy who had only seen lewdness (I presume) on the Internet and decided to come to the real life to our bubble to experience it". His ancestor is named the Lower Jerk Hock, while his blog is "horses-rule".

Like Meanie, a curse was placed on him, making him share bodies with Roxa Lavigne. However, he never appears in any of the stories following The Belorussian Aliens.

Curlbent SmackerEdit

Curlbent (original name "Kurloz Makara") is the ninth person to message The Frog Temple Blog, and is described by Meanie as "the guy who only threatened and never followed up on his threats". His ancestor is named Rainblood Smacker, while his blog is "subjugglators-gonna-subjugglate".

Chronos AmpersandEdit

Chronos (original name "Cronus Ampora") is the tenth, last and jokingly "worst" person to message The Frog Temple Blog, and is described by Meanie as "the guy who hits. On. EVERYONE". His ancestor is named Bestsellerer Ampersand, while his blog is "date-me-lovwbloods".

Like Meanie, a curse was placed on him, making him share bodies with Jack London. However, he never appears in any of the stories following The Belorussian Aliens.


MarissaTheWriter story characters (v d e)
Based on real people
Real people Doombly - ASBusinessMagnet - Arrow-Awesome - Logic Editor - Skepkitty - Telltale Fanfic Theater 3000 - Prettydog200 - Korekara - Loveable Freak - CadenGallic - Library of the Damned
Fabricated people Sue Mary - MarissaTheWriter - Katty Smithereens - interdimensionalPortaller
Self-inserts Principal Business Lady - Business Man (IZ:BAC) - Skepkitty - Falmer trollz - Reel fans - Teen Ragers
Created by Doombly
ITS MY LIFE! (protagonists) Marrissa Roberts - Wheatly - Chell - Gabe Jonson - Caroline - TEEN FORTRESS 2 (Scot - Pyro - Ingineer) - Ratman
ITS MY LIFE! (villains) GLaDOS - Atlas and P-Body - Cave Jonson - CHELLGADOS - The Ultimate Zombee - Assirram Strebor
ITS MY LIFE! (supporting) Companon Coob - Space Core - Rick Core - Oracle Torrent - Gordon Freeman
TEEN FORTRESS 2 Wulf - Katty the Koala - Mr. Pursell - Mr. Sanpe - Principal GLaDOS - Loise Boombooms - Jenny Weasley - Gaz - Abraman Linkan - Redman and Bluman
Born Again Christian Gloria Deschanel - Zim - Gir - Dib - Simon Cowbell - Professor Membrane - Zooey Deschanel - Stephen Merchant - Nny - Skepness Man
THE MARRISSA GAMES (main) Pimprose Evergreen - Peeta Peeta Sandwich Eater - Gale Thunderpants - President Snow - Haymish Abernathy - Whip Whittaker - Gamemakers
THE MARRISSA GAMES (supporting) Kantiss Evergreen - Peacekeepers - Effie Trinket - Frank Fifteen - Agents J and K - Thomas the Tank Engine - Tributes (Roo - Sweary Guy) - Ceaser the Dog Whisperer - Sentinel Crane
Real Beauty Jane Burnham - The Once-ler - Kai Lai
THE KILL OF SNAPE Hermoany Stranger - Gobo Fraggle - Iggy and Huey - Robot and Roslalonde Lettuce - Bertha Boombooms - Flyhoof - The Canni-bull - Queen Elizabeth - Taylor Swift
THE FLAMES AWAKENS Riley Andorsen - Sans and Pappyras
Created by ASBusinessMagnet
Pre-Post-SCrash Session Emprase Contone Ovasere - Ross Lavigne - Avril Lavigne - Gerard Way - Mark Tequila - Kanner Sorket
Post-SCrash Session series (main) The Alpha Kids (Janet Roberts - Jack London - Roxa Lavigne - Dick Stiller) - Candacension Pixies - Meanie Pixies - The Time Police (Aranna Sorket - Cranky Vasquez - Joey Claire) - Lately Pirate
Post-SCrash Session (supporting) Janet's Robrodad - Dick Stiller's GPS Navigation - God Cat - Meanie Pixies' team - Cherub trollz (Cantaloupe - California)
Spectators of the Host (main) Skepness Man Beauregarde - Violet Beauregarde - Willy Wanker - Charlie Bucket - The fake Violet - Chell Junor Roberts
Spectators of the Host (supporting) Leprechauns - Loompa-Oompa servants - Mr. Lewis - Augustus Gloop - Veruca Salt - Mike Teavee - North Koreans - Violet Beauregarde, Jr. - Ms. Hart - Cecil - Carlos - SkyDoesMinecraft
Marrissaverse Stories 2015 The Comcasts - Loreta Alcorn - McJuggerNugget - Marrissa Picard - Albert Dumblydore
Hour of Fame Rebecca Sugar-Vasquez - Stephanie Universe - Alphas
Skepness Man's works Jared Halley - Wantagruel Vasebreaker - Jhonen Eggert-Vasquez - Kobito Minano
Created by others
Arrow-Awesome Fact Core - Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
Prettydog200 Kitteh - Mary-Sue - JABBY JERRY BERRY