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thank you and go glub yourself

- Meanie, in her pesterlog to Aranna Sorket in Post-SCrash Session 2: The Belorussian Aliens


Meanie Pixies is the innocuous double of Janet Roberts. While she had her time under the spotlight in Post-SCrash Session 2: The Belorussian Aliens, by the time of the sequel fanfic, Post-SCrash Session, she is reduced to a side character.

Family[]

See Candacension Pixies#Family

Biography[]

Meanie Pixies has been living with her ancestor and the ruler of Belarus, Luminescence Pixies, as the "hairless" to Luminescence's throne. However, Meanie resents the idea of how Luminescence is ruling Belarus, and at the first moment runs away with Aranna Sorket to the pink moon of Belarus. Eventually, there she met ten other friends and together they spent seven solar sweeps (around 15 years). When Meanie got tired of the get-together, she decided to kill her friends together and succeeded in her second attempt. This brought her to the dream bubbles, which she completely devastated.

Not much of Meanie is seen in Post-SCrash Session and its sequel Post-SCrash Session 3: Spectators of the Host, as she has only gotten two occasions to replace Janet Roberts. In the first one, Meanie mentions to Aranna that the game Sburb Alpha has been released, but has no plans to play the game and is accidentally released when Aranna mentions Janet. In the second one, Meanie and Merlin LeJoin meet Skepness Man, who leads them to where Aranna lives near Portal High School, but they are once again superseded by Janet and Dick when Skepness Man mentions the alpha kids as a group.

Meanie, however, makes a major return in Meanie Pixies' Hour of Fame. As she is called back to life, she and her friends return to where Belarus used to be, and Meanie re-pieces the planet, creating "Belarus Nouveau". There, she meets a person claiming she is really Candacension Pixies and that the planet is really "Altair". She kills him, assuming those statements are false, but then takes over his life essence and assumes those statements to be true, beginning the life of Candacension.

Trivia[]

  • Her chumhandle is coloredCondescessence. It is obviously inspired by the name of her post-Scratch self, Her Imperious Condescension, known in the MarissaTheWriter realm as Candacension Pixies.
  • Her ancestor's name, Luminescence Pixies, is based on that of (and is misspelled as that of) Lumina Squires, a fantroll created by ASBusinessMagnet for irenicPie to be her trollsona.
    • It is also misspelled as "Alexander Lukashenko", referring to the illegitimate president of Belarus in real life.
  • Her only known Tumblr blog is the one she co-runs with Aranna Sorket, "thefrogtempleblog.tumblr.com".
  • Meenah Peixes, Meanie's "canon" version, is briefly met during the journey of Meanie's team back to the inverted Marrissaverse. Meenah offers Meanie to join her ghost army, which Meanie declines, then proceeding to shrug at what she believes to be an incorrect version of her name.

Appearances[]

MarissaTheWriter story characters (v d e)
Based on real people
Real people Doombly - ASBusinessMagnet - Arrow-Awesome - Logic Editor - Skepkitty - Telltale Fanfic Theater 3000 - Prettydog200 - Korekara - Loveable Freak - CadenGallic - Library of the Damned
Fabricated people Sue Mary - MarissaTheWriter - Katty Smithereens - interdimensionalPortaller
Self-inserts Principal Business Lady - Business Man (IZ:BAC) - Skepkitty - Falmer trollz - Reel fans - Teen Ragers
Created by Doombly
ITS MY LIFE! (protagonists) Marrissa Roberts - Wheatly - Chell - Gabe Jonson - Caroline - TEEN FORTRESS 2 (Scot - Pyro - Ingineer) - Ratman
ITS MY LIFE! (villains) GLaDOS - Atlas and P-Body - Cave Jonson - CHELLGADOS - The Ultimate Zombee - Assirram Strebor
ITS MY LIFE! (supporting) Companon Coob - Space Core - Rick Core - Oracle Torrent - Gordon Freeman
TEEN FORTRESS 2 Wulf - Katty the Koala - Mr. Pursell - Mr. Sanpe - Principal GLaDOS - Loise Boombooms - Jenny Weasley - Gaz - Abraman Linkan - Redman and Bluman
Born Again Christian Gloria Deschanel - Zim - Gir - Dib - Simon Cowbell - Professor Membrane - Zooey Deschanel - Stephen Merchant - Nny - Skepness Man
THE MARRISSA GAMES (main) Pimprose Evergreen - Peeta Peeta Sandwich Eater - Gale Thunderpants - President Snow - Haymish Abernathy - Whip Whittaker - Gamemakers
THE MARRISSA GAMES (supporting) Kantiss Evergreen - Peacekeepers - Effie Trinket - Frank Fifteen - Agents J and K - Thomas the Tank Engine - Tributes (Roo - Sweary Guy) - Ceaser the Dog Whisperer - Sentinel Crane
Real Beauty Jane Burnham - The Once-ler - Kai Lai
THE KILL OF SNAPE Hermoany Stranger - Gobo Fraggle - Iggy and Huey - Robot and Roslalonde Lettuce - Bertha Boombooms - Flyhoof - The Canni-bull - Queen Elizabeth - Taylor Swift
THE FLAMES AWAKENS Riley Andorsen - Sans and Pappyras
Created by ASBusinessMagnet
Pre-Post-SCrash Session Emprase Contone Ovasere - Ross Lavigne - Avril Lavigne - Gerard Way - Mark Tequila - Kanner Sorket
Post-SCrash Session series (main) The Alpha Kids (Janet Roberts - Jack London - Roxa Lavigne - Dick Stiller) - Candacension Pixies - Meanie Pixies - The Time Police (Aranna Sorket - Cranky Vasquez - Joey Claire) - Lately Pirate
Post-SCrash Session (supporting) Janet's Robrodad - Dick Stiller's GPS Navigation - God Cat - Meanie Pixies' team - Cherub trollz (Cantaloupe - California)
Spectators of the Host (main) Skepness Man Beauregarde - Violet Beauregarde - Willy Wanker - Charlie Bucket - The fake Violet - Chell Junor Roberts
Spectators of the Host (supporting) Leprechauns - Loompa-Oompa servants - Mr. Lewis - Augustus Gloop - Veruca Salt - Mike Teavee - North Koreans - Violet Beauregarde, Jr. - Ms. Hart - Cecil - Carlos - SkyDoesMinecraft
Marrissaverse Stories 2015 The Comcasts - Loreta Alcorn - McJuggerNugget - Marrissa Picard - Albert Dumblydore
Hour of Fame Rebecca Sugar-Vasquez - Stephanie Universe - Alphas
Skepness Man's works Jared Halley - Wantagruel Vasebreaker - Jhonen Eggert-Vasquez - Kobito Minano
Created by others
Arrow-Awesome Fact Core - Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
Prettydog200 Kitteh - Mary-Sue - JABBY JERRY BERRY
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