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thank you and go glub yourself

- Meanie, in her pesterlog to Aranna Sorket in Post-SCrash Session 2: The Belorussian Aliens

Meanie Pixies is the innocuous double of Janet Roberts. While she had her time under the spotlight in Post-SCrash Session 2: The Belorussian Aliens, by the time of the sequel fanfic, Post-SCrash Session, she is reduced to a side character.


See Candacension Pixies#Family


Meanie Pixies has been living with her ancestor and the ruler of Belarus, Luminescence Pixies, as the "hairless" to Luminescence's throne. However, Meanie resents the idea of how Luminescence is ruling Belarus, and at the first moment runs away with Aranna Sorket to the pink moon of Belarus. Eventually, there she met ten other friends and together they spent seven solar sweeps (around 15 years). When Meanie got tired of the get-together, she decided to kill her friends together and succeeded in her second attempt. This brought her to the dream bubbles, which she completely devastated.

Not much of Meanie is seen in Post-SCrash Session and its sequel Post-SCrash Session 3: Spectators of the Host, as she has only gotten two occasions to replace Janet Roberts. In the first one, Meanie mentions to Aranna that the game Sburb Alpha has been released, but has no plans to play the game and is accidentally released when Aranna mentions Janet. In the second one, Meanie and Merlin LeJoin meet Skepness Man, who leads them to where Aranna lives near Portal High School, but they are once again superseded by Janet and Dick when Skepness Man mentions the alpha kids as a group.

Meanie, however, makes a major return in Meanie Pixies' Hour of Fame. As she is called back to life, she and her friends return to where Belarus used to be, and Meanie re-pieces the planet, creating "Belarus Nouveau". There, she meets a person claiming she is really Candacension Pixies and that the planet is really "Altair". She kills him, assuming those statements are false, but then takes over his life essence and assumes those statements to be true, beginning the life of Candacension.


  • Her chumhandle is coloredCondescessence. It is obviously inspired by the name of her post-Scratch self, Her Imperious Condescension, known in the MarissaTheWriter realm as Candacension Pixies.
  • Her ancestor's name, Luminescence Pixies, is based on that of (and is misspelled as that of) Lumina Squires, a fantroll created by ASBusinessMagnet for irenicPie to be her trollsona.
    • It is also misspelled as "Alexander Lukashenko", referring to the president of Belarus in real life.
  • Her only known Tumblr blog is the one she co-runs with Aranna Sorket, "".


MarrissaTheWriter story characters (v d e)
Real people Doombly (Sue Mary - MarissaTheWriter) - ASBusinessMagnet (Principal Business Lady - Born Again Christian - interdimensionalPortaller) - Skepkitty (fictionalized) - Reel fans (Logic Editor) - Falmer trollz (Telltale Fanfic Theater 3000 - Korekara - CadenGallic - Library of the Damned) - Others: Katty Smithereens
Created by Doombly
Protagonists (ITS MY LIFE!) Marrissa Roberts - Wheatly - Chell - Gabe Jonson - Caroline - TEEN FORTRESS 2 (Scot - Pyro - Ingineer) - Ratman
Villains (ITS MY LIFE!) GLaDOS (CHELLGADOS) - Atlas and P-Body - Cave Jonson - The Ultimate Zombee - Assirram Strebor
Supporting cast (ITS MY LIFE!) Companon Coob - Space Core - Rick Core - Oracle Torrent - Gordon Freeman
TEEN FORTRESS 2 Wulf - Katty the Koala - Mr. Pursell - Mr. Sanpe - Principal GLaDOS - Loise Boombooms - Jenny Weasley - Gaz - Abraman Linkan - Redman and Bluman
Born Again Christian Gloria Deschanel - Zim - Gir - Dib - Simon Cowbell - Professor Membrane - Zooey Deschanel - Stephen Merchant - Teen Ragers (Prettydog200 - Loveable Freak) - Nny - Skepness Man
THE MARRISSA GAMES Primrose Everdeen - Peeta Peeta Sandwich Eater - Gale Thunderpants - Katniss Everdeen - President Snow - Peacekeepers - Effie Trinket - Haymish Abernathy - Frank Fifteen - Agents J and K - Thomas the Tank Engine - Tributes (Roo - Sweary Guy) - Ceaser the Dog Whisperer - Whip Whittaker - Gamemakers (Sentinel Crane)
Real Beauty Jane Burnham - The Once-ler - Kai Lai
THE KILL OF SNAPE Gobo Fraggle - Iggy and Huey - Robot and Roslalonde Lettuce - Bertha Boombooms - Flyhoof - The Canni-bull - Queen Elizabeth - Taylor Swift
THE FLAMES AWAKENS Riley Andorsen - Sans and Pappyras
Created by ASBusinessMagnet
Pre-Post-SCrash Session Emprase Contone Ovasere - Ross Lavigne - Avril Lavigne - My Chemical Romance (Gerard Way) - Mark Tequila - Aliens with candy corn horns and gray skin (Kanner Sorket)
Post-SCrash Session Janet Roberts - Jack London - Roxa Lavigne - Dick Stiller - Janet's Robrodad - Dick Stiller's GPS Navigation - Candacension Pixies - God Cat - Meanie Pixies' team (Meanie Pixies - Aranna Sorket - Lately Pirate - Cranky Vasquez) - Cherub trollz (Cantaloupe - California) - Detective Pony characters (Anna Halley - Jared Halley)
Spectators of the Host (main) Skepness Man Beauregarde - Violet Beauregarde (1971) - Willy Wanker - Charlie Bucket - Chell Junor Roberts
Spectators of the Host (supporting) Chocolate Factory cast: Loompa-Oompa servants (North Koreans) - Augustus Gloop - Veruca Salt - Mike Teavee - Teachers: Mr. Lewis - Ms. Hart - Welcome to Night Vale: Cecil - Carlos - Others: Leprechauns - Joey Claire - SkyDoesMinecraft - Violet Beauregarde, Jr.
Marrissaverse Stories 2015 The Comcasts - Loreta Alcorn - McJuggerNugget - Marrissa Picard - Albert Dumblydore
Meanie Pixies' Hour of Fame Rebecca Sugar-Vasquez - Stephanie Universe
Skepness Man's works Wantagruel Vasebreaker - Jhonen Eggert-Vasquez - Kobito Minano
Created by others
Arrow-Awesome Fact Core - Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
Prettydog200 Kitteh - Mary-Sue - JABBY JERRY BERRY

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