Alright, so bringing Insane Guy of DOOM in the story failed twice in a row. Let’s try something else.

- ASBusinessMagnet

Marissa Flores is a minor character in the Star Trek series, who was briefly given second-in-command powers of the USS Enterprise from Captain Jean-Luc Picard. The character was later picked up by Stephen Ratliff, who wrote Star Trek fanfic and greatly expanded Marissa's role, mis-assuming that she was eventually adopted by Picard (hence becoming "Marrissa Picard") and giving her many Mary Sue traits. These stories were what inspired Doombly to name MarissaTheWriter and Marrissa Roberts (and, indirectly, the Marrissaverse and ADVENTURES OFF MARRISSA ROBERTS) after her, and therefore, in Marrissaverse Stories 2015, she is referred to as "the original".


At the point when the Enterprise first appears in Marrissaverse Stories 2015, Marrissa has grown up (The Next Generation puts her at age nine, and many Ratliff stories also deal with her adolescence) and is now the main captain of the Enterprise. She takes the ship over Tbilisi, Georgia, but because it's so big, part of it ends up at the city of Portal High School as well. She positions the front entrance to the ship right next to Beauregarde Chewing Gum Industry so that she could encounter the girl that was named after her, Marrissa Roberts (at the time posing as Violet Beauregarde).

Marrissa calls Violet to a showdown, confident that she will win as Violet appears to have nothing on the scale of size of the Enterprise. However, Roxa Lavigne and Dick Stiller remind her of the events of ITS MY LIFE!, where Marrissa Roberts defeated Assirram Strebor, her evil clone. Knowing that Violet thus can fight someone who is equal to her, Marrissa Picard retreats, taking Roxa and Dick with her.

As it turns out, the Enterprise is an effective time machine; by going faster than light, it can go back in time. Therefore, Marrissa is able to take Roxa and Dick back to the year AG 1945 and drop them with parachutes over the city of Portal High School.

The Enterprise is later seen attacking Beauregarde Chewing Gum Industry, forcing Violet to retreat to its underground part, called "the catacombs". There, Roxa and Dick greet Violet, along with some of the characters of ITS MY LIFE!. As Chell ends up revealing Violet as Marrissa Roberts, the shock creates a beam which destroys the Enterprise and lands Marrissa Picard in rubble. Marrissa Roberts then teleports Marrissa Picard directly above the dog park of Welcome to Night Vale, where she is killed by evil letters from a poem.


  • It appears that she comes from another universe. Since she is the captain of the Enterprise and therefore presumably the main character of that universe, it can also be called "the Marrissaverse", and therefore Roxa, when thinking, has to clarify that by saying "the Marrissaverse", she means the one that she herself comes from.


MarissaTheWriter story characters (v d e)
Based on real people
Real people Doombly - ASBusinessMagnet - Arrow-Awesome - Logic Editor - Skepkitty - Telltale Fanfic Theater 3000 - Prettydog200 - Korekara - Loveable Freak - CadenGallic - Library of the Damned
Fabricated people Sue Mary - MarissaTheWriter - Katty Smithereens - interdimensionalPortaller
Self-inserts Principal Business Lady - Business Man (IZ:BAC) - Skepkitty - Falmer trollz - Reel fans - Teen Ragers
Created by Doombly
ITS MY LIFE! (protagonists) Marrissa Roberts - Wheatly - Chell - Gabe Jonson - Caroline - TEEN FORTRESS 2 (Scot - Pyro - Ingineer) - Ratman
ITS MY LIFE! (villains) GLaDOS - Atlas and P-Body - Cave Jonson - CHELLGADOS - The Ultimate Zombee - Assirram Strebor
ITS MY LIFE! (supporting) Companon Coob - Space Core - Rick Core - Oracle Torrent - Gordon Freeman
TEEN FORTRESS 2 Wulf - Katty the Koala - Mr. Pursell - Mr. Sanpe - Principal GLaDOS - Loise Boombooms - Jenny Weasley - Gaz - Abraman Linkan - Redman and Bluman
Born Again Christian Gloria Deschanel - Zim - Gir - Dib - Simon Cowbell - Professor Membrane - Zooey Deschanel - Stephen Merchant - Nny - Skepness Man
THE MARRISSA GAMES (main) Pimprose Evergreen - Peeta Peeta Sandwich Eater - Gale Thunderpants - President Snow - Haymish Abernathy - Whip Whittaker - Gamemakers
THE MARRISSA GAMES (supporting) Kantiss Evergreen - Peacekeepers - Effie Trinket - Frank Fifteen - Agents J and K - Thomas the Tank Engine - Tributes (Roo - Sweary Guy) - Ceaser the Dog Whisperer - Sentinel Crane
Real Beauty Jane Burnham - The Once-ler - Kai Lai
THE KILL OF SNAPE Hermoany Stranger - Gobo Fraggle - Iggy and Huey - Robot and Roslalonde Lettuce - Bertha Boombooms - Flyhoof - The Canni-bull - Queen Elizabeth - Taylor Swift
THE FLAMES AWAKENS Riley Andorsen - Sans and Pappyras
Created by ASBusinessMagnet
Pre-Post-SCrash Session Emprase Contone Ovasere - Ross Lavigne - Avril Lavigne - Gerard Way - Mark Tequila - Kanner Sorket
Post-SCrash Session series (main) The Alpha Kids (Janet Roberts - Jack London - Roxa Lavigne - Dick Stiller) - Candacension Pixies - Meanie Pixies - The Time Police (Aranna Sorket - Cranky Vasquez - Joey Claire) - Lately Pirate
Post-SCrash Session (supporting) Janet's Robrodad - Dick Stiller's GPS Navigation - God Cat - Meanie Pixies' team - Cherub trollz (Cantaloupe - California)
Spectators of the Host (main) Skepness Man Beauregarde - Violet Beauregarde - Willy Wanker - Charlie Bucket - The fake Violet - Chell Junor Roberts
Spectators of the Host (supporting) Leprechauns - Loompa-Oompa servants - Mr. Lewis - Augustus Gloop - Veruca Salt - Mike Teavee - North Koreans - Violet Beauregarde, Jr. - Ms. Hart - Cecil - Carlos - SkyDoesMinecraft
Marrissaverse Stories 2015 The Comcasts - Loreta Alcorn - McJuggerNugget - Marrissa Picard - Albert Dumblydore
Hour of Fame Rebecca Sugar-Vasquez - Stephanie Universe - Alphas
Skepness Man's works Jared Halley - Wantagruel Vasebreaker - Jhonen Eggert-Vasquez - Kobito Minano
Created by others
Arrow-Awesome Fact Core - Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
Prettydog200 Kitteh - Mary-Sue - JABBY JERRY BERRY