Exclusive No. 1: Portal High School Teacher Roster was included as a part of the MarrissaTheWriter Complete Anthology, after the Post-SCrash Session 4: Parody of a Parade teaser but before Dick Stiller and Roxa Lavigne's Time Travellegiance.
The exclusive itself is divided into two major parts: one of them lists the various subjects taught at Portal High School and their teachers. Some of the teachers, like Mr. Sanpe, appear in various MarissaTheWriter fanfics, but many of them were first conceived by ASBusinessMagnet on the spot. Many of those are YouTube celebrities and people otherwise known through the Internet, such as Henry Reich, the owner of MinutePhysics, Markus "Notch" Persson, the creator of Minecraft, and Randall Munroe, the author of xkcd. Others are people involved in the Homestuck music and art teams, such as Shelby Cragg, known as the artist who draws Calliope's art, and Michael Guy Bowman, the author of Sburban Jungle.
The second part tells the rough structure of the lessons and the math of the number of students in Portal High School. As ASBusinessMagnet counts, there are around 420 students of Portal High School at any given moment, and that 210,000 people graduated from Portal High School from AG 1 until its disestablishment in AG 2011. He[note 1] concludes that "we will never run out of shitty cameos to add to MarissaTheWriter stories."
- ↑ The MarrissaTheWriter Complete Anthology was published on August 12, 2014, predating ASBusinessMagnet's coming out as transgender on January 13, 2015; however, the Anthology has not updated since.