Marissa Roberts has been happily living with Wheatly, who got a job at Quizznos, and their daughter. However, one day Wheatly turns up from work late, leading Marissa to investigate. The next day, she follows Wheatly from work and finds that he has gone to Fact Core's house. Shocked that Wheatly is cheating on her, Marissa becomes a goth emo.
Not too long after that, Marissa is visited by Chell, who immediately turns her on, despite the two being sisters. However, Chell starts booty quaking, and Marissa is distraught, at which point the story ends.
- MarissaTheWriter herself commented on the story. While she thinks that it's okay to write fan stories for ITS MY LIFE!, she notes that Marissa is neither homosexual nor would date her sister, and if Wheatly ever betrayed Marissa, it would be for Chell and/or GLaDOS and not Fact Core.