Kanner Sorket is Raws Lovonde's love interest and the first alien with candy corn horns and gray skin seen in MarissaTheWriter stories. So far, she has only appeared in OMG IMMA IN LOFE WIDDEN ALEEYEN!.
Little is known about Kanner and Raws's friendship prior to OMG IMMA IN LOFE WIDDEN ALEEYEN!, other than that they have been keeping contact with each other via Pesterchum, where Kanner's handle is "grimAusterlitz".
At the beginning of the story Kanner and Raws are featured in, they agree to meet up for the first time. However, during Raws's day in school, her phone is taken away by Logic Editor and Loveable Freak. They begin writing messages to Kanner, which make her reconsider most of her life and turn her into a falmer troll-esque figure. As a falmer troll, she adopts a new name, Kanaya Maryam, which they used to call her by, as well as a new Pesterchum handle, "grimAuxiliatrix", whose origin is unclear.
Despite this, she still feels love for whom she calls "Rose Lalonde". She and Raws thus meet up in the hospital, where Raws passes out and Kanaya takes over the narration. On her day, she receives a package from an alternate version of Zim, containing a dress which she takes a liking to, as well as an alternate version of Gir. Kanaya and Raws then meet up again, after Raws has been let out of the hospital, and share a kiss.
- Her name is once misspelled as "Kanye West".
- The "uncorruption" that Kanner goes through, claiming her real name and chumhandle, is similar to that of another version of Kanaya Maryam, originating from cool and new web comic. However, in CaNWC, various characters believe that she and other "normal" characters always had their identities, and that the world around them was corrupted instead.
- OMG IMMA IN LOFE WIDDEN ALEEYEN! (First appearance) (Secondary narrator)