Kanner Sorket is Raws Lovonde's love interest and the first alien with candy corn horns and gray skin seen in MarissaTheWriter stories. So far, she has only appeared in OMG IMMA IN LOFE WIDDEN ALEEYEN!.
Little is known about Kanner and Raws's friendship prior to OMG IMMA IN LOFE WIDDEN ALEEYEN!, other than that they have been keeping contact with each other via Pesterchum, where Kanner's handle is "grimAusterlitz".
At the beginning of the story Kanner and Raws are featured in, they agree to meet up for the first time. However, during Raws's day in school, her phone is taken away by Logic Editor and Loveable Freak. They begin writing messages to Kanner, which make her reconsider most of her life and turn her into a falmer troll-esque figure. She adopts a new name, Kanaya Maryam, as well as a new Pesterchum handle, "grimAuxiliatrix".
Despite this, she still feels love for whom she calls "Rose Lalonde". She and Raws thus meet up in the hospital, where Raws passes out and Kanner takes over the narration. On her day, she receives a package from an alternate version of Zim, containing a dress which she takes a liking to. She and Raws then meet up again, after Raws has been let out of the hospital, and share a kiss.
- Her name is once misspelled as "Kanye West".
- OMG IMMA IN LOFE WIDDEN ALEEYEN! (First appearance) (Secondary narrator)