The Jonson family consists of all the relatives of Gabe Jonson and Caroline. This is the first family to be established in the MarissaTheWriter stories, starting with ITS MY LIFE!, where we learn that Gabe and Caroline are parents of Marrissa Roberts and Chell. Most of the main characters of MarissaTheWriter stories, especially those written by Doombly, are members of this family.
Note that the apparent surname "Roberts" is a malapropism, as it was originally part of the full name of Robot Lettuce, "Marrissa Roberts Lettuce".
Queen Eggert -+- Cakeman Vasquez | Twilite Sparkel +-----------------------------------------------------+ Lavigne family | | | | Karkel Sparkel-Vasquez -+- Jhonen Eggert-Vasquez Principal GLaDOS -+- Principal Business Man -*- Skepkitty | | | Flashlight Girl --- Cranky Vasquez +--------------+ +----------+ | | | | Ratman | Gir -+- Cave Jonson Gabe Jonson -+- Caroline/GLaDOS | | | | ** | Zim Jr. +-------------------------------------------------------+ | Beauregarde family | | | | Marrissa Roberts -+- Wheatly Chell | *** | | | Chell Junor Roberts -------------+-------------- Skepness Man Beauregarde | ... | Roberts family
- * Principal Business Man and Skepkitty have divorced. To further complicate the matters, both of them later came out as transgender.
- ** Even though Gabe Jonson and GLaDOS are Chell's parents by adoption, Ratman is Chell's biological father, due to a mishap in artificial insemination.
- *** Skepness Man is part of the Beauregarde family by adoption.
- Assirram Strebor is Marrissa Roberts's clone, engineered by the evil TEEN FORTRESS 2. Similarly, the evil TEEN FORTRESS 2 themselves are clones of the good TEEN FORTRESS 2, engineered by Cave Jonson.
- Portal: The 4th Millennium: The Trollfic Edition establishes that Principal Business Man and Principal GLaDOS, after their deaths, became Atlas and P-Body. Furthermore, THE MARRISSA GAMES establishes that P-Body is Peeta Peeta Sandwich Eater's sister, and therefore he renames himself to Peeta-Body.
- In addition, TEEN FORTRESS 2 claims that Atlas and P-Body had two children, Atbod and P-Las, but later it was revealed that Atbod and P-Las were actually Atlas and P-Body under disguise.
- Principal Business Man has an adoptive daughter, Emprase Contone Ovasere, adopted after Caroline's conversion to GLaDOS and Principal GLaDOS's death.
- In The AG 1991 Premiere of Inside Out and Meanie Pixies' Hour of Fame, it is revealed that Jhonen Eggert-Vasquez has divorced Karkel and instead married Rebecca Sugar-Vasquez polyamorously together with Ian Jones-Burnett. Rebecca gives birth during the course of Hour of Fame; originally, the two planned to name the baby after Rebecca's brother, Steven, but as the child was revealed to be a girl, they instead decided to name her Rose Quartz.
Major family membersEdit
- Jhonen Eggert-Vasquez
- Principal GLaDOS
- Principal Business Man / Principal Business Lady
- Flashlight Girl / Joey Claire
- Cranky Vasquez
- Cave Jonson
- Gabe Jonson
- Caroline / GLaDOS
- Marrissa Roberts
- Chell Junor Roberts
- Skepness Man Beauregarde
Minor family membersEdit
- Queen Eggert has only been mentioned in versions of the MarrissaTheWriter Family Tree drawn by ASBusinessMagnet. Her name is based on that of the Guidestuck character Quinn Egbert; however, she may be the same as the British Queen Elizabeth, who appears in ITS MY LIFE! and HARRY POTTER AN THE KILL OF SNAPE briefly.
- Relations between Twilite Sparkel, Cakeman Vasquez, Jhonen Eggert-Vasquez, Karkel Sparkel-Vasquez and Cranky Vasquez have only been established in the MarrissaTheWriter Family Tree, but allusions to them and the characters have appeared in other stories:
- Twilite Sparkel is one of the ponies that Anna Halley tends to in Pony Pals: Detective Pony.
- In Enchiridion Marrissa, Skepness Man confirms that Jhonen Eggert-Vasquez is Principal Business Man's brother.
- In Post-SCrash Session 2: The Belorussian Aliens, Cranky Vasquez refers to Cakeman Vasquez as "[his] grandpaternal figure".
- In Post-SCrash Session 3: Spectators of the Host, Skepness Man confirms that he is Cranky Vasquez's cousin.
- Gir and Cave Jonson have illegitimate sex as seen in Portal: The 4th Millennium: The Trollfic Edition, and thus give birth to a child, who Gir names after her previous Master, Zim.
Note that some family members may have appeared in other stories; this only documents the appearances of the family tree at large.