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CHELL IM SOOOOOO SORRY I NEVER TOLD YOU YOR SISTER'S NAME IS REALLY MARISSA ROBERTS AN SHE HAVE SPESHUL POWERS AN CAN SAVE THE WORLD IF SHE BELEEVES!

- GLaDOS first establishes a relation between characters in ITS MY LIFE! chapter 1


The Jonson family consists of all the relatives of Gabe Jonson and Caroline. This is the first family to be established in the MarissaTheWriter stories, starting with ITS MY LIFE!, where we learn that Gabe and Caroline are parents of Marrissa Roberts and Chell. Most of the main characters of MarissaTheWriter stories, especially those written by Doombly, are members of this family.

Note that the apparent surname "Roberts" is a malapropism, as it was originally part of the full name of Robot Lettuce, "Marrissa Roberts Lettuce".

Family treeEdit

                          Queen Eggert -+- Cakeman Vasquez
                                        |
       Twilite Sparkel                  +-----------------------------------------------------+             Lavigne family
              |                         |                                                     |                    |
  Karkel Sparkel-Vasquez -+- Jhonen Eggert-Vasquez             Principal GLaDOS -+- Principal Business Man -*- Skepkitty
                          |                                                      |                          |
 Flashlight Girl --- Cranky Vasquez  +--------------+                 +----------+                          |
                                     |              |                 |                       Ratman        |
                        Gir -+- Cave Jonson     Gabe Jonson -+- Caroline/GLaDOS                  |          |
                             |                               |                                  **          |
                           Zim Jr.       +-------------------------------------------------------+          |   Beauregarde family
                                         |                                                       |          |      |
                                    Marrissa Roberts -+- Wheatly                               Chell        |     ***
                                                      |                                                     |      |
                                             Chell Junor Roberts -------------+-------------- Skepness Man Beauregarde       
                                                                              |
                                                                             ...
                                                                              |
                                                                       Roberts family

NotesEdit

  • * Principal Business Man and Skepkitty have divorced. To further complicate the matters, both of them later came out as transgender.
  • ** Even though Gabe Jonson and GLaDOS are Chell's parents by adoption, Ratman is Chell's biological father, due to a mishap in artificial insemination.
  • *** Skepness Man is part of the Beauregarde family by adoption.

Other relationsEdit

Major family membersEdit

Minor family membersEdit

  • Queen Eggert has only been mentioned in versions of the MarrissaTheWriter Family Tree drawn by ASBusinessMagnet. Her name is based on that of the Guidestuck character Quinn Egbert; however, she may be the same as the British Queen Elizabeth, who appears in ITS MY LIFE! and HARRY POTTER AN THE KILL OF SNAPE briefly.
  • Relations between Twilite Sparkel, Cakeman Vasquez, Jhonen Eggert-Vasquez, Karkel Sparkel-Vasquez and Cranky Vasquez have only been established in the MarrissaTheWriter Family Tree, but allusions to them and the characters have appeared in other stories:
  • Gir and Cave Jonson have illegitimate sex as seen in Portal: The 4th Millennium: The Trollfic Edition, and thus give birth to a child, who Gir names after her previous Master, Zim.

AppearancesEdit

Note that some family members may have appeared in other stories; this only documents the appearances of the family tree at large.

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