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Jhonen Eggert-Vasquez is Principal Business Lady's brother. He is given a few background roles, but otherwise does not appear as a main character until The AG 1991 Premiere of Inside Out.

FamilyEdit

Part of the Jonson family
Biological father:
Cakeman Vasquez
Biological mother:
Queen Eggert
This character:
Jhonen Eggert-Vasquez
Their siblings:
Principal Business Man
Spouse: Karkel Sparkel-Vasquez (divorced)
Biological children: Cranky Vasquez
Spouses: Rebecca Sugar-Vasquez, Ian Jones-Burnett
Biological children: Rose Quartz Vasquez

BiographyEdit

He is first mentioned in Enchiridion Marrissa, under the section "Culture". He has begun creating a TV series based on the story of Gloria Deschanel, named Invader Zim. He also has wind powers, and abuses them to make people like his show.

According to MarrissaTheWriter Family Tree, he married Karkel Sparkel-Vasquez and they had a kid, Cranky Vasquez. This makes Cranky and Skepness Man Beauregarde cousins, and this relationship was mentioned in Post-SCrash Session 3: Spectators of the Host.

According to the MarrissaTheWriter Complete Anthology, he was a Literature teacher of Portal High School during AG 1998, around the time of TEEN FORTRESS 2.

His first role as a character in a MarrissaTheWriter fic is in The AG 1991 Premiere of Inside Out, where he is one of the guests of the Beauregarde Chewing Gum Industry-produced play Inside Out. He has divorced Karkel Sparkel-Vasquez, instead marrying another cartoonist, Rebecca Sugar-Vasquez, polyamorously together with Ian Jones-Burnett. At the time, Rebecca is pregnant with Jhonen's child, and Jhonen has the idea of naming the child after Rebecca's brother Steven, after whom the show Steven Universe and its main character are named.

However, this plan is foiled as Rebecca's child turns out to be a girl. Rebecca and Jhonen instead decide to name the child Rose Quartz Vasquez after Steven's mother, Rose Quartz, in Steven Universe.

TriviaEdit

  • "Jhonen" is a name commonly given to an alternate universe troll version of John Egbert.

AppearancesEdit

MarrissaTheWriter story characters (v d e)
Real people Doombly (Sue Mary - MarissaTheWriter) - ASBusinessMagnet (Principal Business Lady - Born Again Christian - interdimensionalPortaller) - Skepkitty (fictionalized) - Reel fans (Logic Editor) - Falmer trollz (Telltale Fanfic Theater 3000 - Korekara - CadenGallic - Library of the Damned) - Others: Katty Smithereens
Created by Doombly
Protagonists (ITS MY LIFE!) Marrissa Roberts - Wheatly - Chell - Gabe Jonson - Caroline - TEEN FORTRESS 2 (Scot - Pyro - Ingineer) - Ratman
Villains (ITS MY LIFE!) GLaDOS (CHELLGADOS) - Atlas and P-Body - Cave Jonson - The Ultimate Zombee - Assirram Strebor
Supporting cast (ITS MY LIFE!) Companon Coob - Space Core - Rick Core - Oracle Torrent - Gordon Freeman
TEEN FORTRESS 2 Wulf - Katty the Koala - Mr. Pursell - Mr. Sanpe - Principal GLaDOS - Loise Boombooms - Jenny Weasley - Gaz - Abraman Linkan - Redman and Bluman
Born Again Christian Gloria Deschanel - Zim - Gir - Dib - Simon Cowbell - Professor Membrane - Zooey Deschanel - Stephen Merchant - Teen Ragers (Prettydog200 - Loveable Freak) - Nny - Skepness Man
THE MARRISSA GAMES Primrose Everdeen - Peeta Peeta Sandwich Eater - Gale Thunderpants - Katniss Everdeen - President Snow - Peacekeepers - Effie Trinket - Haymish Abernathy - Frank Fifteen - Agents J and K - Thomas the Tank Engine - Tributes (Roo - Sweary Guy) - Ceaser the Dog Whisperer - Whip Whittaker - Gamemakers (Sentinel Crane)
Real Beauty Jane Burnham - The Once-ler - Kai Lai
THE KILL OF SNAPE Gobo Fraggle - Iggy and Huey - Robot and Roslalonde Lettuce - Bertha Boombooms - Flyhoof - The Canni-bull - Queen Elizabeth - Taylor Swift
THE FLAMES AWAKENS Riley Andorsen - Sans and Pappyras
Created by ASBusinessMagnet
Pre-Post-SCrash Session Emprase Contone Ovasere - Ross Lavigne - Avril Lavigne - My Chemical Romance (Gerard Way) - Mark Tequila - Aliens with candy corn horns and gray skin (Kanner Sorket)
Post-SCrash Session Janet Roberts - Jack London - Roxa Lavigne - Dick Stiller - Janet's Robrodad - Dick Stiller's GPS Navigation - Candacension Pixies - God Cat - Meanie Pixies' team (Meanie Pixies - Aranna Sorket - Lately Pirate - Cranky Vasquez) - Cherub trollz (Cantaloupe - California) - Detective Pony characters (Anna Halley - Jared Halley)
Spectators of the Host (main) Skepness Man Beauregarde - Violet Beauregarde (1971) - Willy Wanker - Charlie Bucket - Chell Junor Roberts
Spectators of the Host (supporting) Chocolate Factory cast: Loompa-Oompa servants (North Koreans) - Augustus Gloop - Veruca Salt - Mike Teavee - Teachers: Mr. Lewis - Ms. Hart - Welcome to Night Vale: Cecil - Carlos - Others: Leprechauns - Joey Claire - SkyDoesMinecraft - Violet Beauregarde, Jr.
Marrissaverse Stories 2015 The Comcasts - Loreta Alcorn - McJuggerNugget - Marrissa Picard - Albert Dumblydore
Meanie Pixies' Hour of Fame Rebecca Sugar-Vasquez - Stephanie Universe
Skepness Man's works Wantagruel Vasebreaker - Jhonen Eggert-Vasquez - Kobito Minano
Created by others
Arrow-Awesome Fact Core - Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
Prettydog200 Kitteh - Mary-Sue - JABBY JERRY BERRY

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