Jhonen Eggert-Vasquez is Principal Business Lady's brother. He is given a few background roles, but otherwise does not appear as a main character until The AG 1991 Premiere of Inside Out.


Part of the Jonson family
Biological father:
Cakeman Vasquez
Biological mother:
Queen Eggert
This character:
Jhonen Eggert-Vasquez
Their siblings:
Principal Business Man
Spouse: Karkel Sparkel-Vasquez (divorced)
Biological children: Cranky Vasquez
Spouses: Rebecca Sugar-Vasquez, Ian Jones-Burnett
Biological children: Rose Quartz Vasquez


He is first mentioned in Enchiridion Marrissa, under the section "Culture". He has begun creating a TV series based on the story of Gloria Deschanel, named Invader Zim. He also has wind powers, and abuses them to make people like his show.

According to MarrissaTheWriter Family Tree, he married Karkel Sparkel-Vasquez and they had a kid, Cranky Vasquez. This makes Cranky and Skepness Man Beauregarde cousins, and this relationship was mentioned in Post-SCrash Session 3: Spectators of the Host.

According to the MarrissaTheWriter Complete Anthology, he was a Literature teacher of Portal High School during AG 1998, around the time of TEEN FORTRESS 2.

His first role as a character in a MarrissaTheWriter fic is in The AG 1991 Premiere of Inside Out, where he is one of the guests of the Beauregarde Chewing Gum Industry-produced play Inside Out. He has divorced Karkel Sparkel-Vasquez, instead marrying another cartoonist, Rebecca Sugar-Vasquez, polyamorously together with Ian Jones-Burnett. At the time, Rebecca is pregnant with Jhonen's child, and Jhonen has the idea of naming the child after Rebecca's brother Steven, after whom the show Steven Universe and its main character are named.

However, this plan is foiled as Rebecca's child turns out to be a girl. Rebecca and Jhonen instead decide to name the child Rose Quartz Vasquez after Steven's mother, Rose Quartz, in Steven Universe.


  • "Jhonen" is a name commonly given to an alternate universe troll version of John Egbert.


MarissaTheWriter story characters (v d e)
Based on real people
Real people Doombly - ASBusinessMagnet - Arrow-Awesome - Logic Editor - Skepkitty - Telltale Fanfic Theater 3000 - Prettydog200 - Korekara - Loveable Freak - CadenGallic - Library of the Damned
Fabricated people Sue Mary - MarissaTheWriter - Katty Smithereens - interdimensionalPortaller
Self-inserts Principal Business Lady - Business Man (IZ:BAC) - Skepkitty - Falmer trollz - Reel fans - Teen Ragers
Created by Doombly
ITS MY LIFE! (protagonists) Marrissa Roberts - Wheatly - Chell - Gabe Jonson - Caroline - TEEN FORTRESS 2 (Scot - Pyro - Ingineer) - Ratman
ITS MY LIFE! (villains) GLaDOS - Atlas and P-Body - Cave Jonson - CHELLGADOS - The Ultimate Zombee - Assirram Strebor
ITS MY LIFE! (supporting) Companon Coob - Space Core - Rick Core - Oracle Torrent - Gordon Freeman
TEEN FORTRESS 2 Wulf - Katty the Koala - Mr. Pursell - Mr. Sanpe - Principal GLaDOS - Loise Boombooms - Jenny Weasley - Gaz - Abraman Linkan - Redman and Bluman
Born Again Christian Gloria Deschanel - Zim - Gir - Dib - Simon Cowbell - Professor Membrane - Zooey Deschanel - Stephen Merchant - Nny - Skepness Man
THE MARRISSA GAMES (main) Pimprose Evergreen - Peeta Peeta Sandwich Eater - Gale Thunderpants - President Snow - Haymish Abernathy - Whip Whittaker - Gamemakers
THE MARRISSA GAMES (supporting) Kantiss Evergreen - Peacekeepers - Effie Trinket - Frank Fifteen - Agents J and K - Thomas the Tank Engine - Tributes (Roo - Sweary Guy) - Ceaser the Dog Whisperer - Sentinel Crane
Real Beauty Jane Burnham - The Once-ler - Kai Lai
THE KILL OF SNAPE Hermoany Stranger - Gobo Fraggle - Iggy and Huey - Robot and Roslalonde Lettuce - Bertha Boombooms - Flyhoof - The Canni-bull - Queen Elizabeth - Taylor Swift
THE FLAMES AWAKENS Riley Andorsen - Sans and Pappyras
Created by ASBusinessMagnet
Pre-Post-SCrash Session Emprase Contone Ovasere - Ross Lavigne - Avril Lavigne - Gerard Way - Mark Tequila - Kanner Sorket
Post-SCrash Session series (main) The Alpha Kids (Janet Roberts - Jack London - Roxa Lavigne - Dick Stiller) - Candacension Pixies - Meanie Pixies - The Time Police (Aranna Sorket - Cranky Vasquez - Joey Claire) - Lately Pirate
Post-SCrash Session (supporting) Janet's Robrodad - Dick Stiller's GPS Navigation - God Cat - Meanie Pixies' team - Cherub trollz (Cantaloupe - California)
Spectators of the Host (main) Skepness Man Beauregarde - Violet Beauregarde - Willy Wanker - Charlie Bucket - The fake Violet - Chell Junor Roberts
Spectators of the Host (supporting) Leprechauns - Loompa-Oompa servants - Mr. Lewis - Augustus Gloop - Veruca Salt - Mike Teavee - North Koreans - Violet Beauregarde, Jr. - Ms. Hart - Cecil - Carlos - SkyDoesMinecraft
Marrissaverse Stories 2015 The Comcasts - Loreta Alcorn - McJuggerNugget - Marrissa Picard - Albert Dumblydore
Hour of Fame Rebecca Sugar-Vasquez - Stephanie Universe - Alphas
Skepness Man's works Jared Halley - Wantagruel Vasebreaker - Jhonen Eggert-Vasquez - Kobito Minano
Created by others
Arrow-Awesome Fact Core - Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
Prettydog200 Kitteh - Mary-Sue - JABBY JERRY BERRY