Gir is a SIR unit assigned to Zim. As with all Invader Zim characters, his depictions vary greatly between different fanfics.
|Part of the Jonson family|
|Spouse: Cave Jonson|
|Biological children: Zim|
Portal: The 4th Millennium: The Trollfic EditionEdit
At first, "ZIMS EVIL ROBOMINEEON GIR" appears briefly after the transportation of Zim and Dib to the future, which followed Wheatly and Jenny Weasley's arrival to Portal High School. Gir asks the demoted Business Man of Zim's whereabouts, to which he answers that he's gone, making both Gir and Business Man sad about the loss of their families. Gir ends up teaching a lesson in the place of Business Man.
Later on, it is shown that in Zim's absence, Gir has taken over his house. One day, Gir opens his door to what he believes is a pizza delivery guy, who turns out to be Cave Jonson. Cave immediately takes Gir to his lab and converts him to a human female.
This new version of Gir is admitted to Portal High School, with Cave introducing her as his girlfriend. After the lessons, Cave rapes her, making her pregnant with his child. She goes through the pregnancy and birth, naming the baby Zim.
She eventually gets into the pizza delivery business, and successfully funds a lawsuit against GLaDOS, from which she gets back the "Woot Crescendo" that Zim owned. When her child is 9 years old, she receives a call from the original Zim. He does not recognize her, and drops the call.
Invader Zim: Born Again ChristianEdit
Gir has no real role besides being Zim's sidekick. Gloria Deschanel finds Gir cute, but when she discovers that he is a robot, she thinks he's even cuter. Like Zim, Gir also takes an interest in becoming a Christian after Gloria tells them about Christianity.
He is killed by a Molotov cocktail thrown by Prettydog200 at Zim.
In OMG IMMA IN LOFE WIDDEN ALEEYEN!, an alternate universe version of Gir from the ASBusinessMagnet fanfic Division of Doom appears. He was sent by the universe's Zim, purported to be defective, alongside a dress Zim received from an InterdimensionalPortaller fanfic, Ascension of the Portaller-verse Fic #1. The package was addressed to Kanaya Maryam, and is appropriately picked up by Kanner Sorket, who wears the dress, while Gir causes mayhem.
- Portal: The 4th Millennium: The Trollfic Edition (First appearance)
- Invader Zim: Born Again Christian
- OMG IMMA IN LOFE WIDDEN ALEEYEN!
- Enchiridion Marrissa (Mentioned only)