Gir is a SIR unit assigned to Zim. As with all Invader Zim characters, his depictions vary greatly between different fanfics.


Part of the Jonson family
Parents unknown
This character:
Spouse: Cave Jonson
Biological children: Zim


Portal: The 4th Millennium: The Trollfic EditionEdit

At first, "ZIMS EVIL ROBOMINEEON GIR" appears briefly after the transportation of Zim and Dib to the future, which followed Wheatly and Jenny Weasley's arrival to Portal High School. Gir asks the demoted Business Man of Zim's whereabouts, to which he answers that he's gone, making both Gir and Business Man sad about the loss of their families. Gir ends up teaching a lesson in the place of Business Man.

Later on, it is shown that in Zim's absence, Gir has taken over his house. One day, Gir opens his door to what he believes is a pizza delivery guy, who turns out to be Cave Jonson. Cave immediately takes Gir to his lab and converts him to a human female.

This new version of Gir is admitted to Portal High School, with Cave introducing her as his girlfriend. After the lessons, Cave rapes her, making her pregnant with his child. She goes through the pregnancy and birth, naming the baby Zim.

She eventually gets into the pizza delivery business, and successfully funds a lawsuit against GLaDOS, from which she gets back the "Woot Crescendo" that Zim owned. When her child is 9 years old, she receives a call from the original Zim. He does not recognize her, and drops the call.

Invader Zim: Born Again ChristianEdit

Gir has no real role besides being Zim's sidekick. Gloria Deschanel finds Gir cute, but when she discovers that he is a robot, she thinks he's even cuter. Like Zim, Gir also takes an interest in becoming a Christian after Gloria tells them about Christianity.

He is killed by a Molotov cocktail thrown by Prettydog200 at Zim.


In OMG IMMA IN LOFE WIDDEN ALEEYEN!, an alternate universe version of Gir from the ASBusinessMagnet fanfic Division of Doom appears. He was sent by the universe's Zim, purported to be defective, alongside a dress Zim received from an interdimensionalPortaller fanfic, Ascension of the Portaller-verse Fic #1. The package was addressed to Kanaya Maryam, and is appropriately picked up by Kanner Sorket, who wears the dress, while Gir causes mayhem.


MarissaTheWriter story characters (v d e)
Based on real people
Real people Doombly - ASBusinessMagnet - Arrow-Awesome - Logic Editor - Skepkitty - Telltale Fanfic Theater 3000 - Prettydog200 - Korekara - Loveable Freak - CadenGallic - Library of the Damned
Fabricated people Sue Mary - MarissaTheWriter - Katty Smithereens - interdimensionalPortaller
Self-inserts Principal Business Lady - Business Man (IZ:BAC) - Skepkitty - Falmer trollz - Reel fans - Teen Ragers
Created by Doombly
ITS MY LIFE! (protagonists) Marrissa Roberts - Wheatly - Chell - Gabe Jonson - Caroline - TEEN FORTRESS 2 (Scot - Pyro - Ingineer) - Ratman
ITS MY LIFE! (villains) GLaDOS - Atlas and P-Body - Cave Jonson - CHELLGADOS - The Ultimate Zombee - Assirram Strebor
ITS MY LIFE! (supporting) Companon Coob - Space Core - Rick Core - Oracle Torrent - Gordon Freeman
TEEN FORTRESS 2 Wulf - Katty the Koala - Mr. Pursell - Mr. Sanpe - Principal GLaDOS - Loise Boombooms - Jenny Weasley - Gaz - Abraman Linkan - Redman and Bluman
Born Again Christian Gloria Deschanel - Zim - Gir - Dib - Simon Cowbell - Professor Membrane - Zooey Deschanel - Stephen Merchant - Nny - Skepness Man
THE MARRISSA GAMES (main) Pimprose Evergreen - Peeta Peeta Sandwich Eater - Gale Thunderpants - President Snow - Haymish Abernathy - Whip Whittaker - Gamemakers
THE MARRISSA GAMES (supporting) Kantiss Evergreen - Peacekeepers - Effie Trinket - Frank Fifteen - Agents J and K - Thomas the Tank Engine - Tributes (Roo - Sweary Guy) - Ceaser the Dog Whisperer - Sentinel Crane
Real Beauty Jane Burnham - The Once-ler - Kai Lai
THE KILL OF SNAPE Hermoany Stranger - Gobo Fraggle - Iggy and Huey - Robot and Roslalonde Lettuce - Bertha Boombooms - Flyhoof - The Canni-bull - Queen Elizabeth - Taylor Swift
THE FLAMES AWAKENS Riley Andorsen - Sans and Pappyras
Created by ASBusinessMagnet
Pre-Post-SCrash Session Emprase Contone Ovasere - Ross Lavigne - Avril Lavigne - Gerard Way - Mark Tequila - Kanner Sorket
Post-SCrash Session series (main) The Alpha Kids (Janet Roberts - Jack London - Roxa Lavigne - Dick Stiller) - Candacension Pixies - Meanie Pixies - The Time Police (Aranna Sorket - Cranky Vasquez - Joey Claire) - Lately Pirate
Post-SCrash Session (supporting) Janet's Robrodad - Dick Stiller's GPS Navigation - God Cat - Meanie Pixies' team - Cherub trollz (Cantaloupe - California)
Spectators of the Host (main) Skepness Man Beauregarde - Violet Beauregarde - Willy Wanker - Charlie Bucket - The fake Violet - Chell Junor Roberts
Spectators of the Host (supporting) Leprechauns - Loompa-Oompa servants - Mr. Lewis - Augustus Gloop - Veruca Salt - Mike Teavee - North Koreans - Violet Beauregarde, Jr. - Ms. Hart - Cecil - Carlos - SkyDoesMinecraft
Marrissaverse Stories 2015 The Comcasts - Loreta Alcorn - McJuggerNugget - Marrissa Picard - Albert Dumblydore
Hour of Fame Rebecca Sugar-Vasquez - Stephanie Universe - Alphas
Skepness Man's works Jared Halley - Wantagruel Vasebreaker - Jhonen Eggert-Vasquez - Kobito Minano
Created by others
Arrow-Awesome Fact Core - Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
Prettydog200 Kitteh - Mary-Sue - JABBY JERRY BERRY