Dick Stiller and Roxa Lavigne's Time Travellegiance is a trollfic by ASBusinessMagnet, and counts as her sixth trollfic. It is one of the exclusives of MarrissaTheWriter Complete Anthology.


The two cherub trollz, Cantaloupe and California, have been observing the world they are in. The interactions between the two have gotten boring, and as such they are delighted to hear that two more people, Dick Stiller and Roxa Lavigne, have arrived to the time. Cantaloupe immediately contacts Dick, who begins telling his story.

Dick Stiller used to live with his parents Ben Stiller and Lately Pirate and brothers Dove Stiller and Logic Editor. He has also gone to Portal High School along with Roxa Lavigne and her sister Ross Lavigne, who has recently had a mishap as depicted in OMG IMMA IN LOFE WIDDEN ALEEYEN!. This therefore makes Ross immediately sad when she is confronted by Principal InterdimensionalPortaller, and seeing Ross, Roxa also becomes sad. Dick is worried about this, and originally expects that she will forget it in the following school day, but it doesn't happen.

Instead, Dick decides to invite Roxa to his house, but finds that Lately Pirate has locked herself inside, looking for her sunglasses. Thus, Dick takes Roxa into the "delirious time car" owned by Lately. Just as it takes off, Lately finally finds her sunglasses and begins shouting, but Dick and Roxa are long gone.

Hearing the story, Cantaloupe decides that Roxa would feel the best staying in a carapacian colony. Dick doesn't agree to stay with her, instead preferring to spend time alone, and after settling, is confronted by California. California gives Dick the vibe of staying at home, and with this happy note the story ends.


  • The story has had a first draft, notably written in the more messed-up trollfic style, much like the first draft of Post-SCrash Session. In it, Cantaloupe and California were co-authors of the story, and it was implied that they got many details wrong.
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ASBusinessMagnet Portal: The 4th Millennium: The Trollfic Edition - OMG IMMA IN LOFE WIDDEN ALEEYEN! - Post-SCrash Session - Post-SCrash Session 2: The Belorussian Aliens - Post-SCrash Session 3: Spectators of the Host - Dick Stiller and Roxa Lavigne's Time Travellegiance - Post-SCrash Session 4: Parody of a Parade - Marrissaverse Stories 2015 - The AG 1991 Premiere of Inside Out - Meanie Pixies' Hour of Fame
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WheatleysGurl The Chronicles of DA SUs
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