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- - Cranky Vasquez's ask to Meanie Pixies and Aranna Sorket's blog, Post-SCrash Session 2: The Belorussian Aliens
|Part of the Jonson family|
Rose Quartz Vasquez (half)
|In a relationship with Joey Claire|
|No children known|
It has been established that Cranky and Aranna were in a relationship prior to the events of The Belorussian Aliens. In the story, he is characterized by making long-winded speeches, which caused tension between Cranky and Aranna. Like various other Belorussians, Cranky joined Meanie and Aranna at the Frog Temple hosted at the pink moon of Belarus, and was subsequently killed by Meanie.
Little is known about Cranky's establishment on the Earth, other than that he is the kid of Jhonen Eggert-Vasquez and Karkel Sparkel-Vasquez. This makes Cranky and Skepness Man Beauregarde cousins, and this relationship was mentioned in Post-SCrash Session 3: Spectators of the Host.
Cranky is not seen until Aranna has already met Flashlight Girl. The three thus join forces, using Skepness Man's technology, and a romance develops between Cranky and Flashlight Girl. In the triad, Cranky is described as "the big historian who expanded Enchiridion Marrissa into an even greater book". This book, after the three have already reformed themselves to be "The Time Police", comes to play in Marrissaverse Stories 2015, where it is shattered, and Cranky is struggling to piece it together.
- His chumhandle is communispeechGatherer.
- His Tumblr blog is 1st-s9cial-justice-place.tumblr.com.
- His ancestor and "grandpaternal figure" is Cakeman Vasquez, allegedly named after GLaDOS's obsession with cake. Both Cranky and Cakeman have their own place in the Jonson family.
- Post-SCrash Session (Mentioned only)
- Post-SCrash Session 2: The Belorussian Aliens (First appearance)
- Post-SCrash Session 3: Spectators of the Host
- Post-SCrash Session 4: Parody of a Parade
- Marrissaverse Stories 2015
- The AG 1991 Premiere of Inside Out (Mentioned only)