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Cantaloupe (originally known by her Pesterchum handle, rendered as "Uranian Umbræ") is one of the two last surviving cherub trollz, besides her brother California. She makes an appearance in Post-SCrash Session and Post-SCrash Session 3: Spectators of the Host.

BiographyEdit

While she is a cherub troll, she usually covers her face with gray paint and wears horns, to be more reminiscent of aliens with candy corn horns and gray skin.

She is known to message Dick Stiller at least once. She and California are able to track any and all activity in their universe, and Cantaloupe becomes excited to learn that he and Roxa Lavigne have arrived from the past. She thus messages him, and he shares his story prior to his arrival to the future, as per Dick Stiller and Roxa Lavigne's Time Travellegiance.

She is known to message Janet Roberts at least twice. She informs that she cannot tell Janet her name, because of a game she is playing with her brother. She also informs Janet that she is the "Made of Life", granting her the power of resurrection. Otherwise, she is not seen in person, and it is not even confirmed that she is a cherub troll; the details were later filled in by Enchiridion Marrissa.

While the Red Miles were attacking Earth, she stayed in the bunker where she lived together with California. As the Red Miles stopped, revealing the Third Creation, Cantaloupe was the first to exit and encounter a leprechaun town. The leprechauns revealed that they had a prophecy concerning her and California, but misassumed she was a guy, leading her to run away to a cave reminiscent of Minecraft.

Once she returned, she had a chess match with California, which she won. This led to her being announced as the winner of the first chess tournament of the Third Creation, but the award was actually one of those previously given to Violet Beauregarde. Because California immediately dismissed Cantaloupe as irrelevant, she ran away to a "skyblock island" and began developing it, transforming it to a floating village.

As California attacks the village, he builds a skyscraper, but the debris of the skyscraper buries the Earth once again, leaving California stranded on Uranus. He and Cantaloupe are then hailed as gods in what is declared to be the Fourth Creation. How Cantaloupe fared after that is unknown.

TriviaEdit

  • When Cantaloupe shouts, the U's are actually rendered as lowercase letters. This is in contrast with California, who capitalizes all his letters when shouting.

AppearancesEdit

MarrissaTheWriter story characters (v d e)
Real people Doombly (Sue Mary - MarissaTheWriter) - ASBusinessMagnet (Principal Business Lady - Born Again Christian - interdimensionalPortaller) - Skepkitty (fictionalized) - Reel fans (Logic Editor) - Falmer trollz (Telltale Fanfic Theater 3000 - Korekara - CadenGallic - Library of the Damned) - Others: Katty Smithereens
Created by Doombly
Protagonists (ITS MY LIFE!) Marrissa Roberts - Wheatly - Chell - Gabe Jonson - Caroline - TEEN FORTRESS 2 (Scot - Pyro - Ingineer) - Ratman
Villains (ITS MY LIFE!) GLaDOS (CHELLGADOS) - Atlas and P-Body - Cave Jonson - The Ultimate Zombee - Assirram Strebor
Supporting cast (ITS MY LIFE!) Companon Coob - Space Core - Rick Core - Oracle Torrent - Gordon Freeman
TEEN FORTRESS 2 Wulf - Katty the Koala - Mr. Pursell - Mr. Sanpe - Principal GLaDOS - Loise Boombooms - Jenny Weasley - Gaz - Abraman Linkan - Redman and Bluman
Born Again Christian Gloria Deschanel - Zim - Gir - Dib - Simon Cowbell - Professor Membrane - Zooey Deschanel - Stephen Merchant - Teen Ragers (Prettydog200 - Loveable Freak) - Nny - Skepness Man
THE MARRISSA GAMES Primrose Everdeen - Peeta Peeta Sandwich Eater - Gale Thunderpants - Katniss Everdeen - President Snow - Peacekeepers - Effie Trinket - Haymish Abernathy - Frank Fifteen - Agents J and K - Thomas the Tank Engine - Tributes (Roo - Sweary Guy) - Ceaser the Dog Whisperer - Whip Whittaker - Gamemakers (Sentinel Crane)
Real Beauty Jane Burnham - The Once-ler - Kai Lai
THE KILL OF SNAPE Gobo Fraggle - Iggy and Huey - Robot and Roslalonde Lettuce - Bertha Boombooms - Flyhoof - The Canni-bull - Queen Elizabeth - Taylor Swift
THE FLAMES AWAKENS Riley Andorsen - Sans and Pappyras
Created by ASBusinessMagnet
Pre-Post-SCrash Session Emprase Contone Ovasere - Ross Lavigne - Avril Lavigne - My Chemical Romance (Gerard Way) - Mark Tequila - Aliens with candy corn horns and gray skin (Kanner Sorket)
Post-SCrash Session Janet Roberts - Jack London - Roxa Lavigne - Dick Stiller - Janet's Robrodad - Dick Stiller's GPS Navigation - Candacension Pixies - God Cat - Meanie Pixies' team (Meanie Pixies - Aranna Sorket - Lately Pirate - Cranky Vasquez) - Cherub trollz (Cantaloupe - California) - Detective Pony characters (Anna Halley - Jared Halley)
Spectators of the Host (main) Skepness Man Beauregarde - Violet Beauregarde (1971) - Willy Wanker - Charlie Bucket - Chell Junor Roberts
Spectators of the Host (supporting) Chocolate Factory cast: Loompa-Oompa servants (North Koreans) - Augustus Gloop - Veruca Salt - Mike Teavee - Teachers: Mr. Lewis - Ms. Hart - Welcome to Night Vale: Cecil - Carlos - Others: Leprechauns - Joey Claire - SkyDoesMinecraft - Violet Beauregarde, Jr.
Marrissaverse Stories 2015 The Comcasts - Loreta Alcorn - McJuggerNugget - Marrissa Picard - Albert Dumblydore
Meanie Pixies' Hour of Fame Rebecca Sugar-Vasquez - Stephanie Universe
Skepness Man's works Wantagruel Vasebreaker - Jhonen Eggert-Vasquez - Kobito Minano
Created by others
Arrow-Awesome Fact Core - Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
Prettydog200 Kitteh - Mary-Sue - JABBY JERRY BERRY

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