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Candacension Pixies is established as the new leader of Critics United and the main villain of the Post-SCrash Session series in the first story. However, she never gets a direct appearance until Meanie Pixies' Hour of Fame, where it is revealed that Candacension is actually the future self of Meanie Pixies.

FamilyEdit

Part of the Roberts family
Biological father:
Unknown
Biological mother:
Luminescence Pixies (conjectured)
This character:
Candacension Pixies / Betty Crocket
Spouse: Colonel Massacre
Biological children: PoopUp Roberts


Marrissaverse Stories 2015 timelineEdit

Part of the Ridgway family
Biological father:
Unknown
Biological mother:
Luminescence Pixies (conjectured)
This character:
Candacension Pixies / Ronald McDonald
Spouse: Bethesda Ridgway
Biological children: PoopUp Ridgway


BiographyEdit

During Meanie's time on Belarus Nouveau, she encountered another troll, who mistakenly identified her as Candacension and her home planet as "Altair". Meanie subsequently killed the troll, but due to her possessing Thief of Life powers, she took his life essence from him and began to claim her incorrect name as truth, thus beginning Candacension's biography. This also rid Candacension of a curse placed on her by her future self; at this point, saying the name of Janet Roberts has no effect on her.

At the point, Meanie/Candacension also decides on a rename of all her friends. Some of those renames include "Markers Spin Around Windfang" for Aranna Sorket, "Surfer Sinless" for Cranky Vasquez and "Bertha" and "Louise Boombooms" for Bertha Stiller, daughter of Janet Roberts and Dick Stiller, and Louise London, daughter of Roxa Lavigne and Jack London. At this point, however, Bertha objects and takes the point of view of Meanie Pixies' Hour of Fame away from Candacension, instead directing it at the Earth.

Bertha and Candacension only meet again much later. By this point, Candacension is well-read, having read out-of-universe stories as well as in-universe ones, and has determined that narration is the key to staying relevant. While Bertha briefly considers keeping the narration away from Candacension and making her earn it, Candacension is able to deceive her and turn the attention towards Chell Joy Roberts in the streets of Altair. Then, Candacension is not seen on Hour of Fame again until she is already on the Earth.

Later lifeEdit

Candacension's story on the Earth in the Anno Glorii era, so far, is only known by second hand accounts. Skepness Man, in Enchiridion Marrissa, tells that Candacension arrived to the Earth from her home planet "Alcatraz" and killed Abraman Linkan in November 11, AG 2211, a date which later helped to establish a new calendar, "post-Condensation". However, some of her actions are non-chronological, such as bringing Jared Halley to the 50th Hunger Games in AG 2150.

During her own time, she repeatedly attempted to flood and re-shape the Earth, a motive which had disastrous results and left only four people alive: Janet Roberts, Jack London, Cantaloupe and California, who were later accompanied by two arrivees from the past, Dick Stiller and Roxa Lavigne. According to both Janet and Skepness Man, the evil of Candacension lasted until the very last moments: she placed a curse on Janet, Jack, Roxa and Dick, allowing them to transform to the trolls Meanie Pixies, Chronos Ampersand, Whores the Hock and Merlin LeJoin, and was responsible for the death of Janet's dad and replacing him with a robot who likes to ground her in her house. In addition, she had brought carapacians who built cities in the time between the beginning and the end of her eras. One of those cities became Roxa Lavigne's home.

She is also responsible for the creation of the game Sburb Alpha and the Red Miles, which put an end to the Anno Glorii era. She survives the Red Miles, but quickly after them is found by Chell Joy Roberts. The two have an argument about which one of them has more powers, which Chell Joy wins, killing Candacension.

TriviaEdit

  • Her Reddit username is CondyPixies.
  • Skepness Man calls her "an alternate universe Napoleon Bonaparte" in Enchiridion Marrissa.

AppearancesEdit

MarissaTheWriter story characters (v d e)
Based on real people
Real people Doombly - ASBusinessMagnet - Arrow-Awesome - Logic Editor - Skepkitty - Telltale Fanfic Theater 3000 - Prettydog200 - Korekara - Loveable Freak - CadenGallic - Library of the Damned
Fabricated people Sue Mary - MarissaTheWriter - Katty Smithereens - interdimensionalPortaller
Self-inserts Principal Business Lady - Business Man (IZ:BAC) - Skepkitty - Falmer trollz - Reel fans - Teen Ragers
Created by Doombly
ITS MY LIFE! (protagonists) Marrissa Roberts - Wheatly - Chell - Gabe Jonson - Caroline - TEEN FORTRESS 2 (Scot - Pyro - Ingineer) - Ratman
ITS MY LIFE! (villains) GLaDOS - Atlas and P-Body - Cave Jonson - CHELLGADOS - The Ultimate Zombee - Assirram Strebor
ITS MY LIFE! (supporting) Companon Coob - Space Core - Rick Core - Oracle Torrent - Gordon Freeman
TEEN FORTRESS 2 Wulf - Katty the Koala - Mr. Pursell - Mr. Sanpe - Principal GLaDOS - Loise Boombooms - Jenny Weasley - Gaz - Abraman Linkan - Redman and Bluman
Born Again Christian Gloria Deschanel - Zim - Gir - Dib - Simon Cowbell - Professor Membrane - Zooey Deschanel - Stephen Merchant - Nny - Skepness Man
THE MARRISSA GAMES (main) Pimprose Evergreen - Peeta Peeta Sandwich Eater - Gale Thunderpants - President Snow - Haymish Abernathy - Whip Whittaker - Gamemakers
THE MARRISSA GAMES (supporting) Kantiss Evergreen - Peacekeepers - Effie Trinket - Frank Fifteen - Agents J and K - Thomas the Tank Engine - Tributes (Roo - Sweary Guy) - Ceaser the Dog Whisperer - Sentinel Crane
Real Beauty Jane Burnham - The Once-ler - Kai Lai
THE KILL OF SNAPE Hermoany Stranger - Gobo Fraggle - Iggy and Huey - Robot and Roslalonde Lettuce - Bertha Boombooms - Flyhoof - The Canni-bull - Queen Elizabeth - Taylor Swift
THE FLAMES AWAKENS Riley Andorsen - Sans and Pappyras
Created by ASBusinessMagnet
Pre-Post-SCrash Session Emprase Contone Ovasere - Ross Lavigne - Avril Lavigne - Gerard Way - Mark Tequila - Kanner Sorket
Post-SCrash Session series (main) The Alpha Kids (Janet Roberts - Jack London - Roxa Lavigne - Dick Stiller) - Candacension Pixies - Meanie Pixies - The Time Police (Aranna Sorket - Cranky Vasquez - Joey Claire) - Lately Pirate
Post-SCrash Session (supporting) Janet's Robrodad - Dick Stiller's GPS Navigation - God Cat - Meanie Pixies' team - Cherub trollz (Cantaloupe - California)
Spectators of the Host (main) Skepness Man Beauregarde - Violet Beauregarde - Willy Wanker - Charlie Bucket - The fake Violet - Chell Junor Roberts
Spectators of the Host (supporting) Leprechauns - Loompa-Oompa servants - Mr. Lewis - Augustus Gloop - Veruca Salt - Mike Teavee - North Koreans - Violet Beauregarde, Jr. - Ms. Hart - Cecil - Carlos - SkyDoesMinecraft
Marrissaverse Stories 2015 The Comcasts - Loreta Alcorn - McJuggerNugget - Marrissa Picard - Albert Dumblydore
Hour of Fame Rebecca Sugar-Vasquez - Stephanie Universe - Alphas
Skepness Man's works Jared Halley - Wantagruel Vasebreaker - Jhonen Eggert-Vasquez - Kobito Minano
Created by others
Arrow-Awesome Fact Core - Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
Prettydog200 Kitteh - Mary-Sue - JABBY JERRY BERRY