California is one of the two last surviving cherub trollz, besides his sister Cantaloupe. Despite living together with Cantaloupe, he does not appear in Post-SCrash Session, and is only briefly mentioned.
Cantaloupe and California have lived together since at least the events of Dick Stiller and Roxa Lavigne's Time Travellegiance. In the story, he messages Dick Stiller, immediately after Cantaloupe is done talking with him. The conversation, despite being harsh and negative, gives Dick a feeling that he has truly found his home.
California is briefly mentioned in Post-SCrash Session. While Cantaloupe is talking to Janet Roberts, she tells her that she cannot disclose her name, as otherwise "my bro woUld wank me horribly".
California has his first major appearance in Post-SCrash Session 3: Spectators of the Host. During the Third Creation, while Cantaloupe explores a leprechaun village, he stays in the bunker where they live, analyzing their most recent chess match out loud. However, this disturbs a leprechaun, who eventually reluctantly agrees to teach California chess in order to have a chance at beating Cantaloupe.
About a week after these events, Cantaloupe and California had a chess match, which he lost. This led to Cantaloupe being announced as the winner of the first chess tournament of the Third Creation, but the award was actually one of those previously given to Violet Beauregarde. Because California immediately dismissed Cantaloupe as irrelevant, she ran away to a "skyblock island" and began developing it, transforming it to a floating village.
As California attacks the village, he builds a skyscraper, but the debris of the skyscraper buries the Earth once again, leaving California stranded on Uranus. He and Cantaloupe are then hailed as gods in what is declared to be the Fourth Creation. How California fared after that is unknown.
- Post-SCrash Session (Mentioned only)
- Enchiridion Marrissa (First named "California")
- Post-SCrash Session 3: Spectators of the Host (First appearance)
- Dick Stiller and Roxa Lavigne's Time Travellegiance