Not to be confused with Principal Business Man/Business Lady from the rest of MarissaTheWriter fanfics.
Business Man appears in one scene of Invader Zim: Born Again Christian. Since ASBusinessMagnet had expressed disinterest in Born Again Christian and a feeling that the fanfic is going to be terrible, he is depicted as a falmer troll.
He is seen only in one scene. In it, Skepkitty has organized a falmer troll party, to which many falmer trollz and Gloria Deschanel arrive. In the party, Business Man mentions that he is planning to marry Skepkitty that night. However, Dib arrives on the scene, tears Skepkitty's arm off and makes Business Man eat it, tears Business Man's leg off and makes Skepkitty eat it, and keeps ripping off their body parts and rejoining them until they become a single monster Skepness Man.