Bertha Boombooms is an original character created by MarrissaTheWriter to be Portal High School's "Alfa B****". She is described as having a huge butt and therefore inspiring "Kim Kandishian" and "Nicky Manajy", seeing as she has existed before them. Later, Meanie Pixies' Hour of Fame reveals her to originally have been Bertha Stiller, the daughter of Janet Roberts and Dick Stiller from Marrissaverse Stories 2015.


Part of the Roberts family
Biological father:
Dick Stiller
Biological mother:
Janet Roberts
This character:
Bertha Stiller/Boombooms
In a relationship with Mr. Sanpe
No children known


In Meanie Pixies' Hour of Fame, she is introduced as another attendant of the premiere of Beauregarde Chewing Gum Industry's Inside Out. However, as the premiere splits bases between Skepness Man Beauregarde and Aranna Sorket, the latter transforms her parents, as well as those of Louise London, to trolls, and decides to take Bertha and Louise with them to Belarus Nouveau using the Time Police's car.

There, Meanie Pixies decides on a rename of many of the characters. She eventually comes up with the surname Boombooms for Bertha and Louise, whom she considers to be more like sisters than second cousins. Bertha shows no objection to this, but nevertheless is angered by Meanie, who sees that Bertha has taken over the narration of the story. As Meanie tries to take the narration back, Bertha takes the Time Police's car back to Earth, where she first discovers Pokémon Go.

Years later, in HARRY POTTER AN THE KILL OF SNAPE, she commences with the act that she was introduced for. At first, she pushes Jenny Weasley so hard that the latter falls over, and Wheatly has to help her up. Therefore, Wheatly and Jenny immediately begin hating her.

Later, she is revealed to be practicing "blumia", which MarrissaTheWriter immediately condemns. Mr. Sanpe notices Bertha and leaves her in class, while dismissing everyone else, and thus Wheatly and Jenny take hint that the two are in a romance.

She is discovered to be the owner of a pony sex-trafficking ring by Wheatly and Skepness Man. While Bertha manages to escape the destruction of the operation, Wheatly shows photographs or her killing a pony named Flyhoof to ruin her reputation. Bertha then commits sewiside by jumping into a vat of acid located in the school cafeteria. This causes Louise to avenge her, taking out her anger on Jenny Weasley.


MarissaTheWriter story characters (v d e)
Based on real people
Real people Doombly - ASBusinessMagnet - Arrow-Awesome - Logic Editor - Skepkitty - Telltale Fanfic Theater 3000 - Prettydog200 - Korekara - Loveable Freak - CadenGallic - Library of the Damned
Fabricated people Sue Mary - MarissaTheWriter - Katty Smithereens - interdimensionalPortaller
Self-inserts Principal Business Lady - Business Man (IZ:BAC) - Skepkitty - Falmer trollz - Reel fans - Teen Ragers
Created by Doombly
ITS MY LIFE! (protagonists) Marrissa Roberts - Wheatly - Chell - Gabe Jonson - Caroline - TEEN FORTRESS 2 (Scot - Pyro - Ingineer) - Ratman
ITS MY LIFE! (villains) GLaDOS - Atlas and P-Body - Cave Jonson - CHELLGADOS - The Ultimate Zombee - Assirram Strebor
ITS MY LIFE! (supporting) Companon Coob - Space Core - Rick Core - Oracle Torrent - Gordon Freeman
TEEN FORTRESS 2 Wulf - Katty the Koala - Mr. Pursell - Mr. Sanpe - Principal GLaDOS - Loise Boombooms - Jenny Weasley - Gaz - Abraman Linkan - Redman and Bluman
Born Again Christian Gloria Deschanel - Zim - Gir - Dib - Simon Cowbell - Professor Membrane - Zooey Deschanel - Stephen Merchant - Nny - Skepness Man
THE MARRISSA GAMES (main) Pimprose Evergreen - Peeta Peeta Sandwich Eater - Gale Thunderpants - President Snow - Haymish Abernathy - Whip Whittaker - Gamemakers
THE MARRISSA GAMES (supporting) Kantiss Evergreen - Peacekeepers - Effie Trinket - Frank Fifteen - Agents J and K - Thomas the Tank Engine - Tributes (Roo - Sweary Guy) - Ceaser the Dog Whisperer - Sentinel Crane
Real Beauty Jane Burnham - The Once-ler - Kai Lai
THE KILL OF SNAPE Hermoany Stranger - Gobo Fraggle - Iggy and Huey - Robot and Roslalonde Lettuce - Bertha Boombooms - Flyhoof - The Canni-bull - Queen Elizabeth - Taylor Swift
THE FLAMES AWAKENS Riley Andorsen - Sans and Pappyras
Created by ASBusinessMagnet
Pre-Post-SCrash Session Emprase Contone Ovasere - Ross Lavigne - Avril Lavigne - Gerard Way - Mark Tequila - Kanner Sorket
Post-SCrash Session series (main) The Alpha Kids (Janet Roberts - Jack London - Roxa Lavigne - Dick Stiller) - Candacension Pixies - Meanie Pixies - The Time Police (Aranna Sorket - Cranky Vasquez - Joey Claire) - Lately Pirate
Post-SCrash Session (supporting) Janet's Robrodad - Dick Stiller's GPS Navigation - God Cat - Meanie Pixies' team - Cherub trollz (Cantaloupe - California)
Spectators of the Host (main) Skepness Man Beauregarde - Violet Beauregarde - Willy Wanker - Charlie Bucket - The fake Violet - Chell Junor Roberts
Spectators of the Host (supporting) Leprechauns - Loompa-Oompa servants - Mr. Lewis - Augustus Gloop - Veruca Salt - Mike Teavee - North Koreans - Violet Beauregarde, Jr. - Ms. Hart - Cecil - Carlos - SkyDoesMinecraft
Marrissaverse Stories 2015 The Comcasts - Loreta Alcorn - McJuggerNugget - Marrissa Picard - Albert Dumblydore
Hour of Fame Rebecca Sugar-Vasquez - Stephanie Universe - Alphas
Skepness Man's works Jared Halley - Wantagruel Vasebreaker - Jhonen Eggert-Vasquez - Kobito Minano
Created by others
Arrow-Awesome Fact Core - Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
Prettydog200 Kitteh - Mary-Sue - JABBY JERRY BERRY